Movies Watched To Date
January 1
National
Treasure (Directed by Jon
Turteltaub) Nic Cage might not be a great actor but the history buff in me enjoys
watching this movie.
January 4
Looper (Directed by Rian Johnson) One of the most
creative movies I have seen in a long time. Cid (Pierce Gagnon) was amazing for
such a young actor.
ParaNorman (Directed by Chris Butler & Sam Fell)
Animation was good but I was not looking for a movie with the type of message
it presented.
January 5
Zero
Dark Thirty (Directed by Kathryn
Bigelow) One of the movies I have been looking forward to most in recent years
and it didn’t disappoint at all.
Ocean's
Eleven (Directed by Steven
Soderbergh) I have seen this movie so many times I have lost count, but I still
enjoy it as much as I did the first time. This is the movie cast I always wish
I could hang out with.
January 10
Green
Lantern: Emerald Knights
(Directed by Chris Berkeley, Lauren Montgomery & Jay Oliva) Watched this
movie because of Nathan Fillion but turns out he is barely in it. More of an
Origin story for other Lanterns
Ocean's
Thirteen (Directed by Steven
Soderbergh) Nice closure to the Ocean's trilogy. Made up for the weak attempt
at a sequel with Ocean's Twelve. Yes it was a bit repetitive compared to the
first in the series, but it was still a fun ride.
January 11
Tomorrow,
When the War Began (Directed by Stuart
Beattie) Easiest way to describe this movie and its quality is, Red Dawn Down
Under! Kangaroos!!!
Little
Giants (Directed by Duwayne
Dunham) One of the best movies from my childhood still a blast to watch even
when I am 30.
January 12
Batman:
The Dark Knight Returns Part 1 (Directed by Jay Oliva) Great adaptaion of Frank Miller's
story. I’m looking forward to watching Part 2
The
Virginity Hit (Directed by Huck Botko
& Andrew Gurland) Watched after hearing about on the Get Up On This
Podcast. New take on an old story but still had some fun moments.
National
Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
(Directed by Jon Turteltaub) Not nearly as fun as the first one. The history
buff in me still enjoyed it though.
January 13
The
Big Year (Directed by David
Frankel) In my opinion, an underrated movie featuring 2 really good/funny
actors and Owen Wilson. It is more than just a movie about bird watching.
Seven
Psychopaths (Directed by Martin
McDonagh) Twisted, Dark and Funny! Great cast and a perfect for my dark sense
of humor.
Justice
League: Crisis on Two Earths (Directed by Sam Liu & Lauren Montgomery) Enjoyable comic
movie with a good plot. Much better then Green Lantern: Emerald Knights
January 14
Shaun
of the Dead (Directed by Edgar
Wright) Simon Pegg & Nick Frost at their best in a Zom-Com. This is still
one of funniest Zombie I have ever seen. This was my introduction to Simon Pegg
and I am still hooked on him to this day. There will be many more Edgar Wright
movies on this list.
January 16
Dante's
Peak (Directed by Roger
Donaldson) James Bond and Sarah Connor take on Mother Nature in the better of
the 1997 Volcano disaster movies. The special effects are a bit cheesy but they
aren’t as unbelievable as Disaster movie director Roland Emmerich.
January 17
Fever
Pitch (Directed by Bobby
Farrelly & Peter Farrelly) I am a sucker for baseball movies, especially
ones with a fun cast. The "true" backstory behind the Red Sox 2004
season the saw them come from behind to beat the Yankees all because of love. I
also enjoy seeing the Ney York Yankees lose.
January 18
School
of Rock (Directed by Richard
Linklater) 10 years later and this Jack Black comedy is still one of his best
movies. The students and soundtrack are as important to this movie as Jack is.
The classroom had all the types of kids I remember from school, especially the band
manager kind. The music in this movie has a very Rock nostalgia feeling.
January 19
The
Hollywood Complex (Directed by Dylan
Nelson & Dan Sturman) Another Get Up On This Podcast recommendation that
makes me grateful I never got the acting bug. Documentary focuses on numerous
families living in the Oakwood Apartments during Pilot season in Hollywood.
This movie covers a bunch of different family dynamics and different parental
types from the Momager type to the genuine supportive type. This film did a
great job showing how parents can go way too far at times (Making a child
sleep under a snack table because there are no beds) and how 1 hit childhood
star (Tami Erin from Pippi Longstocking) still believes she is an A list actor
25 years later. Did you know Corey Feldman won a lifetime achievement award?
No
Holds Barred (Directed by Thomas
J. Wright) It is Rocky for Wrestling fans, but much worse. It is on par with
Rocky 5. I first saw this movine in 1989 because I was and still am a big
wrestling fan. The plot is very weak and the dialog is Razzie worthy. But I
still get a kick out of seeing Hulk Hogan, Zeus, Jesse 'The Body' Ventura and 'Mean'
Gene.Okerlund. This movie is perfect for the kid that is still in me.
Sex
and the City (Directed by Michael
Patrick King) How was this TV show on for 6 years? Why did they have to make a
2 and a half hour movie 4 years later? Why did they make a sequel? This will be
the first and only time I EVER watch this movie. Part of me cheered when Noth
bailed on the wedding. I know this TV Show/Movie is not geared towards me at
all but seriously, this was popular? Thanks to my friend Amanda for requesting
this 2+ hour torture session.
Caddyshack (Directed by Harold Ramis) CLASSIC!!! How can
you go wrong with Rodney Dangerfield, Chevy Chase and Bill Murray. This was the
first time I saw the movie all the way through without commercials in 15 years
and it made me realize I really hate commercials.
January 20
Blackballed:
The Bobby Dukes Story (Directed by Brant
Sersen) Very funny cast but not a funny movie. Documentary style movie about a
former Paintball star coming back to redeem himself. This was a Netflix
suggestion and on the surface it looked entertaining with the cast. But in the
end it wasn't funny and it will make me question future Netflix suggestions.
The
Cabin in the Woods (Directed by Drew
Goddard) I do not like horror movies at all. I am too much of a lightweight to
sit through them without jumping out of my seat more then a couple times. With
that being said I loved this movie. I don't want to ruin it for anyone but if
you haven't seen it yet you need to check it out now.
Tremors (Directed by Ron Underwood) What do you get
when you mix Kevin Bacon and Giant Underground Snake monsters? You get Tremors
which while very campy was enough to scare me big time as a child.
January 22
The
Mighty Ducks (Directed by Stephen
Herek) The movie that birthed a Stanley Cup champion hockey team and Joshua
Jackson's career. It is cheesy but still a lot of fun to watch.
January 23
Superman (Directed by Richard Donner) Comic Book
movies are all the rage these days but this was one of the originals. I don't
remember the last time I saw this movie but it was the perfect movie to watch
while home sick.
Police
Academy (Directed by Hugh
Wilson) Mahoney and his new friends join the Police Academy and hijinks ensure.
One of my favorite series' from my childhood still holds up to this day.
Dredd (Directed by Pete Travis) If you sat through
the Stallone version of this in the 90's watch this to get rid of the horrible
taste it surely left in your mouth. Even if you haven't seen that version you
still should watch this over the top ultra-violent action movie that features
Karl Urban as the no nonsense Judge Dredd.
January 24
Batman:
The Dark Knight Returns Part 2 (Directed by Jay Oliva) Not as good as Part 1 but still very
enjoyable. The battle scenes more than made up for Peter Weller's underwhelming
voice acting.
Here
Comes the Boom (Directed by Frank
Coraci) Paul Blart does Mixed Martial Arts. Completely ridiculous but what do
you expect from a Happy Madison production?
Frankenweenie (Directed by Tim Burton) I have not been much
of a Tim Burton fan the last few years because his work had become very repetitive
and uninteresting. That is however not the case with Frankenweenie. This was
more than a new twist on Frankenstein, it showed the bond between a child and
their pet. If you had the power would you stop at anything to bring your best
friend back? Along with the story I really enjoyed the animation that Burton
presented. He isn't out of my doghouse completely yet, but I haven't locked him
in it either.
January 25
Skyfall (Directed by Sam Mendes) After Quantum of
Solace I had all but given up on the James Bond series. But Sam Mendes brought
Bond back from the dead literally in a visually stunning movie that didn't
feature an invincible James Bond. Javier Bardem might be my favorite Bond
villain of all time now.
January 26
Goon (Directed by Michael Dowse) I will admit that
I am a Seann William Scott fan and have been since his first time around as
Stifler. Sport themed movies whether they be comedies or based on true stories
always peak my interest. The movie is about a guy who is paid to fight while
playing Hockey, but it was also about the person under the pads and what he has
to deal with outside the rink. Well worth a watch especially if you enjoy sport
related movies.
Killer
Joe (Directed by William
Friedkin) I will NEVER EVER look at Fried Chicken the same way again. I watched
this based off the recommendation from my friend John. Matthew McConaughey was
calm and cool one minute and then sick, twisted and sadistic the next. As I
said before, I will NEVER EVER look at Fried Chicken the same way again.
Wild
Hogs (Directed by Walt
Becker) Middle Age Buddy Comedy. I grew up watching Tim Allen in Home
Improvement and Martin Lawrence in Martin and the Bad Boys movies so I was
already interested, Bill Macy was a great dork in the group. The movie is fun
to watch as long as you don't take it very seriously.
January 27
Tropic
Thunder (Directed by Ben
Stiller) Ensemble comedy directed by Ben Stiller. Completely over the top in
its ridiculousness but still a total joy time and time again. Robert Downey Jr.
and Tom Cruise prove they know how to bring the funny.
Volcano (Directed by Mick Jackson) I think Roland
Emmerich would give 2 thumbs up to the destruction caused by the Volcano in
this movie. The second of the Volcano themed disaster movies of 1997 was less
about character development and more about total destruction.
January 28
Brave (Directed by Mark Andrews & Steve Purcell
& Brenda Chapman) Not the best Pixar movie ever made but still more
enjoyable and heartfelt then Cars 2. Story wasn't super original but I still
enjoyed the twists they threw in. It also doesn't hurt that I am a sucker for a
redhead.
D2:
The Mighty Ducks (Directed by Sam
Weisman) Pee Wee Hockey team goes to the Junior Goodwill Games and takes on the
thugs from Russia, I mean Iceland. Not as good as the original but still a
bright spot from my childhood.
January 30
In
Time (Directed by Andrew
Niccol) No One Should Be Immortal! No matter what people say I think Timberlake
is a good actor. Interesting plot where once you hit age 25 you clock
officially begins to count down. To live longer than a year you must work for
it, that is unless someone gives you a century to live.
January 31
Ready
to Rumble (Directed by Brian
Robbins) Oliver Platt does not look like a professional wrestler at all. But in
this comedy from 2000 featuring WCW wrestlers and a feisty Martin Landu he
became a World Champion. Growing up I was like the main characters in the
movie, yet I knew it was fake. It is a fun cheesy movie for longtime wrestling
fans. As a side note this movie was released when WCW was in rapid decline
popularity wise. The decline was happening so fast they actually had David
Arquette win the World Title at one point in a match.
Hotel
Transylvania (Directed by Genndy
Tartakovsky) Typical Adam Sandler comedy but this time everyone was animated. I
enjoyed the goofiness that you get with most of Sandler's movies. I can see
this becoming a series of movies just because there were so many characters and
animation allows them to do more.
44 Different Movies
Watched in January
February 1
The
Perks of Being a Wallflower
(Directed by Stephen Chbosky) I only know a few people that have seen this
movie but they all said I really needed to see it. They were RIGHT! This movie
wasn’t a typical High School outcast movie. This movie was full of emotion and
made you feel the isolation and loneliness that we all felt at one time or
another in High School. I cannot recommend this movie enough.
February 2
Deep
Impact (Directed by Mimi
Leder) What is with Hollywood turning out similar Disaster films in the same
year? First in 1997 it was Volcano and Dante's Peak. Then in 1998 it was Deep
Impact and Armageddon. This movie was more about the buildup to the Asteroid
coming and people dealing with the impending doom.
Groundhog
Day (Directed by Harold
Ramis) What if you had to live the same day over and over and over again? If I
was in Bill Murray's shows I probably would have done the same things he did.
Commit robbery, kidnapping, ice carving and destructive driving. I'm not so
sure I would want to learn the piano. This is one of my dad’s favorite movies
so when I watch it, it is usually with him.
Superman
vs. The Elite (Directed by Michael
Chang) This animated feature was adapted from an issue of Action Comics. At
first I wasn't too in to the movie but as it went on it became more enjoyable
and turned in to one of the better Animated Comics I've seen.
Tremors
2: Aftershocks (Directed by S. S.
Wilson & Andy Wilson) The Graboids adapt to become heat seekers in this
sequel. Cheesy special effects and bad storyline prove that they should have
stopped after the first Tremors. Sadly though, they went on to make 2-3 more
sequels after this one.
February 3
The
Girl (Directed by Julian
Jarrold) Alfred Hitchcock was a sick and twisted bastard. This film focuses on
the rocky relationship between Hitchcock and Tippi Hedren who after declining
his romantic advances was just about tortured while filming The Birds
and again while filming Marnie. I had always heard that Hitchcock was a
bit out there but this was a bit shocking and at times sadistic to say the
least.
A
Late Quartet (Directed by Yaron
Zilberman) A longstanding 4 person string quartet struggle with love, life and
betrayal. This movie was recommended to me by a friend. The movie has s very
strong cast including Christopher Walken and Phillip Seymore Hoffman. It was
good but also at the same time parts felt forced.
February 4
Face/Off (Directed by John Woo) John Woo at his best!
Except for one line at the end of the movie, "Dad, I'm sorry I shot
you," I love this movie.
Ultimate
Avengers: The Movie (Directed by Justin
Gross & Grey DeLisle) This animated feature shows that Marvel still has a
ways to go in order to catch up to DC when it comes adapting comic storylines
for animated movies. The original story that the movie is based off of is great
but this movie fell short in my opinion.
Monsters,
Inc. (Directed by Pete
Docter & Lee Unkrich & David Silverman) Classic Pixar! Fantastic
animation to go along with a very creative story. Billy Crystal and John
Goodman make a great team in this comedy that plays well for both children and
adults. I am looking forward to the prequel to this movie later this year.
February 5
Kindergarten
Cop (Directed by Ivan
Reitman) It's Not A TUMOR!!! This is still one of the movies I quote most with
friends. Tough cop goes undercover as a teacher and hilarity ensues, especially
because the teacher is Arnold Schwarzenegger.
February 6
Superman:
Doomsday (Directed by Brandon
Vietti & Lauren Montgomery & Bruce Timm) Superman vs. Doomsday,
Superman Dies but returns without his moral compass. Who will stop him? Another
very well done DC Animated movie.
February 7
Over
the Hedge (Directed by Karey
Kirkpatrick & Tim Johnson) Bruce Willis, Garry Shandling, Steve Carell,
William Shatner, Wanda Sykes, Nick Nolte and Eugene Levy star in this animated
comedy about wildlife and the suburbs meeting. This is still one of my favorite
movies to come from DreamWorks animation.
South
Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (Directed by Trey Parker) I still remember when the very first
episodes of South Park originally aired in 1997. I was a sophomore in High
School and we were able to convince my English teacher to let us watch the
episodes in class. We made sure to rub that in the faces of the sophomores the
following year when we were juniors. This movie is just like the show,
outrageous gross fun. It’s also great that it was nominated for an Oscar.
February 8
Beasts
of the Southern Wild (Directed by Benh
Zeitlin) I knew nothing about watching this movie before I started it. After
watching it I am in awe of the story and especially the lead actress Quvenzhané
Wallis. It isn't often that a nine year old girl can take control of a movie
with such more and emotion. Set in "The Bathtub" a small community
the lives on an island separated from the rest of the world by a levee. The
story si told mainly from the perspective of Hushpuppy (Wallis) as she deals
with a storm flooding the island and her home and a father who has a temper but
is dying. It is a very emotional movie but one well worth watching.
February 9
Out
Cold (Directed by Brendan
Malloy & Emmett Malloy) Do you ever feel like watching a movie that is
stupid in plot and premise but is still fun to watch? That is what Out Cold is
for me, nothing more and nothing less.
Dr.
No (Directed by Terence
Young) The Bond movie that began them all. I don't remember the last time I
watched this movie but James Bond is still James Bond and I am a fan. Some of
the fighting scenes were completely ridiculous but that is to be expected at
times in this franchise.
Demolition
Man (Directed by Marco
Brambilla) I remember when this movie came out almost 20 years ago. I was 11
and my best friend and I wanted to see it so bad. We had the Taco Bell posters
and cups that were used in the marketing campaign. Sadly we had to wait until
the following spring to see it on video because our parents wouldn't let two 11
year olds see an R rated movie, smart parents. This is a classic action movie
pitting Stallone vs. Snipes with Sandra Bullock & Denis Leary thrown in.
Part of me hopes that this movie doesn't represent the future because I can
never imagine Pizza Hut being classified as the ultimate form of Fine Dining.
February 10
Grown
Ups (Directed by Dennis
Dugan) I know Adam Sandler is hit and miss with people but I am still a fan for
the most part. I really like that he always puts his friends in his movies and
this is the ultimate Buddy comedy for him. Childhood friends reunite following
the death of their youth basketball coach. All the friends are in different
places of their lives but one thing is still constant, they know how to rip on
each other and still have a great time.
Kevin
Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man (Directed by Shannon Hartman) Stand-Up special featuring one of
the most popular mainstream comedians. My dad is a fan of his so we decided to
watch this special and it was very funny. Wide range of topics and the audience
was included in some of his bits. There is one more Kevin Hart special in my
Netflix Queue which I will be watching soon.
Argo (Directed by Ben Affleck) Ben Affleck has
become a top tier director in my opinion. HIs take on a true life escape story
is one of my top 5 movies for 2012. The story alone feels like a Hollywood
movie but to know that it really happened is amazing. I can see this movie
winning Best Picture at the Oscars but sadly Ben Affleck won't win Best
Director seeing as he was snubbed a nomination.
February 13
Kung
Fu Panda (Directed by John
Wayne Stevenson & Mark Osborne) Very fun animated movie from Dreamworks.
Great cast headlined by Jack Black as a Panda Bear who is chosen to be the new
Dragon Warrior. Sadly he lacks all martial arts skills and most basic
functioning skills in general.
February 14
D3:
The Mighty Ducks (Directed by Robert
Lieberman) The final movie in the Mighty Ducks trilogy. My least favorite of
the series but not all movies end on a super high note. It was a bit cheap of
Disney to reuse actors from the previous movies as different characters; the
top Iceland player from D2 became the teen goalie for the varsity team in D3.
February 15
Escape
from Planet Earth (Directed by Callan
Brunker) I was very disappointed in this movie. I was hoping for something
similar to Monsters vs. Aliens but it didn't even come close. The story was
weak and the voice cast was missing star power in my opinion.
Unstoppable (Directed by Tony Scott) Not the best Tony
Scott film but also not the worst. Good action story based on true events. The
cast was pretty strong all the way around too.
February 16
Hit
and Run (Directed by Dax
Shepard & David Palmer) Surprisingly good comedy featuring Dax Shepard,
Kristen Bell and Bradley Cooper. Guy decides to leave witness protection to
drive his girlfriend to Los Angeles for a new job. That is when all hell breaks
loose and comedy ensues.
Pitch
Perfect (Directed by Jason
Moore) I admit I was a fan of Glee for the first season but it soon grew old. I
was afraid this movie would be a lot like that but I was wrong. It was more of
a comedy with singing thrown in. I also have a major crush on Anna Kendrick so that
was a plus for this film.
How
to Train Your Dragon (Directed by Chris
Sanders & Dean DeBlois) One of Dreamworks best films in my opinion; great
original story along with a funny cast. I still remember the first time I saw
this movie and I still enjoy it just as much with each viewing.
February 17
Die
Hard 5: A Good Day to Die Hard (Directed by John Moore) As far as Die Hard movies go this was
BAD. As a Die Hard style action film it was ok. Very bad ADR at times and the scene
editing didn't make sense. There one attempt at being nostalgic to the original
Die Hard failed miserably.
Dodgeball (Directed by Rawson Marshall Thurber) If you
can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball. Very fun comedy featuring Ben Stiller
and Vince Vaughn.
Bridesmaids (Directed by Paul Feig) After being asked by
my friend time and time again if I have watched Bridesmaids I finally gave it a
shot and I have to say that I see what all the hype was about. The airplane
scene and the bridal shower are 2 of the funniest scenes I have watched in some
time.
Batman:
Under the Red Hood (Directed by Brandon
Vietti) Another well done DC Animated feature. Batman takes on The Joker and
the Red Hood who might or might not be someone from his past.
February 18
The
Watch (Directed by Akiva
Schaffer) BAD BAD BAD!!! Enough said. They changed the title before the release
but they should have just cancelled the release all together.
Land
of the Dead (Directed by George
A. Romero) 20 years after Day of the Dead was released George S. Romero is back
with Land of the Dead. What happens when they walking dead learn how to
communicate and handle machinery?
Journey
to the Center of the Earth
(Directed by Eric Brevig) Fun adventure movie following along the lines of the
classic Jules Verne novel. Nothing overly special about the movie but it is
enjoyable to watch and has good re-watch qualities.
February 21
Kung
Fu Panda 2 (Directed by Jennifer
Yuh Nelson) The Dragon Warrior is back as he tries stop the evil Lord Shen from
destroying all Kung Fu while also trying to figure out where he came from. A
very solid sequel to Kung Fu Panda and left wide open for a third film.
The
Wizard (Directed by Todd
Holland) I am a child of the Nintendo generation so this movie following 2
brothers and a friend traveling the road to get to a video game championship in
California peaked my interests. Looking back this movie is totally unrealistic
when you think 3 kids can cross 2 states with just a couple bucks and a
skateboard between them. Lots of video game references and the introduction of
Super Mario Bros. 3 are present in this movie. It has a strong Rain Man for
children vibe to it.
February 22
Premium
Rush (Directed by David
Koepp) Who knew Bike Messengers were so tough and lived dangerous lives. As a
friend put it, this movie is like a Live Action Looney Toons cartoon. This is
one of those movies that will do much better on video then it did in the
theater. Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Michael Shannon both put in solid
performances.
BASEketball (Directed by David Zucker) Because of South
Park I am a big fan of Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Being a fan I like to see
anything these guys release including this sports comedy. The movie premise is
pretty stupid but it is still enjoyable. The game of BASEketball is one that I
would enjoy playing and watch being played.
February 23
Airplane! (Directed by Jim Abrahams & David Zucker
& Jerry Zucker) If you haven't seen this movie then there is something very
very wrong with you. This is one of the best satirical comedies ever released.
I wasn't born until 2 years after this film was released but I still get most
of the references.
Waiting
for Lightning (Directed by Jacob
Rosenberg) Until a few years ago the biggest name in pro skateboarding I knew
was Tony Hawk, then I learned of Danny Way. Danny Way is the creator of the
Mega Ramp that has been featured at the X-Games for a number of years now. This
documentary features a number of Way's accomplishments in the world of
skatebaording and how he got in to the sport.
Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles (Directed by Steve
Barron) Growing up in the 80's one of my favorite cartoons was Teenage Mutant
Ninja Turtles and when they came out with a live action movie you can bet I was
excited. Almost 23 years later this movie is still fun to watch and in
comparrison to its sequels it was also the darkest which is interesting
considering it was geared towards kids. It also took me until this viewing to
realize that Sam Rockwell plays a head thug with a very cheesy mustache in the
film. Monsters vs. Aliens (Directed by Rob Letterman & Conrad Vernon) This
is what I was hoping Escape from Planet Earth would be like. The movie features
a creative story with a strong vocal cast to back it up. Stephen Colbert as the
President might be my favorite character in the movie. HIs scene with the
electric keyboard was hysterical.
February 24
Les
Misérables (Directed by Tom
Hooper) This was the last of the major Academy Award nominated movies I had yet
to watch. I honestly knew nothing about this story before watching it. The cast
was very strong but it still felt a bit disconnected on screen. I am not much
of a musical fan but I enjoyed that part of the film and felt it fit in nicely.
Bill
& Ted's Excellent Adventure (Directed by Stephen Herek) Another classic from my childhood.
Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter star as 2 slackers on the verge of flunking high
school and thus losing all hope of becoming rock gods. That’s when they get
help from a time traveling phone booth and George Carlin.
Basic (Directed by John McTiernan) Military drama
starring John Travolta and Sam Jackson from the director of Die Hard. I like
the mystery and conspiracy that this movie creates. However, one big drawback
has to be the scene with Travolta interviewing a suspect and he is lying on a
table posed like a Playboy playmate. No Thanks John!
Kevin
Hart: Seriously Funny (Directed by Shannon
Hartman) Another funny Kevin Hart comedy special. His bit about Shaq’s flopping
skills in the NBA was my favorite part.
February 25
The
Man with the Iron Fists
(Directed by RZA) Very fun Kung Fu movie directed by RZA of The Wu-Tang Clan.
Over the top death scenes and interesting characters help make this movie a
success in my eyes. I would love to see a sequel or a series of sequels come
from it.
February 27
Teenage
Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze (Directed by Michael Pressman) For my ninth
birthday my parents took my brother, my best friend and I to the arcade and
then to see this movie. Compared to the first TMNT movie this one was a lot
more kid friendly. Though it is very cheesy this is still my favorite of the
original trilogy. After the movie the 3 of us all pretending to be our favorite
turtle (I was Leo) tried to re-enact the Ninja Rap dance to a Vanilla Ice tape
I had.
February 28
Meet
the Robinsons (Directed by Stephen
J. Anderson) One of the best non-Pixar Disney movies I have ever seen. The
animation and colors were beautiful. The story was original and very heartfelt.
For
A Good Time Call (Directed by Jamie
Travis) I decided to watch this because Justin Long was in it and I am a fan.
The premise of this movie is a bit crazy; two rivals become roommates and start
a phone sex hotline. The character development between the rivals was a bit
predictable but the hotline calls and callers more than made up for it.
51 Different Movies
Watched in February. 95 Movies in 59 days.
March 1
Galaxy
Quest (Directed by Dean
Parisot) What if the cast of Star Trek were needed to save an alien race in the
"real world"? Tim Allen stars in this Sci-Fi comedy about the cast of
a former space exploration show that tours the convention circuit but are then
needed to help save an alien race that believes the show was real.
March 2
The
Day After Tomorrow (Directed by Roland
Emmerich) Mr. Emmerich loves to make disaster movies. He also loves to make
crazy over the top disaster movies. This is the first of many disaster movies
from him I will be watching this year.
Real
Genius (Directed by Martha
Coolidge) Yes I was only 3 when this movie came out but it is still lots of fun
to watch. Val Kilmer stars in this comedy as a child genius on the verge of
graduation college who with another child genius work on creating a laser that
unbeknownst to them will be used by the military.
Minority
Report (Directed by Steven
Spielberg) Mr. Spielberg knows how to make a futuristic Sci-Fi film. The
storyline and technology really sold me on the movie. I still remember this was
the first movie I saw in theaters shortly after I had my second brain surgery.
March 3
Empire
Records (Directed by Allan
Moyle) Damn the Man! Save The Empire! This movie featured a pretty good list of
"Before they Were Stars" actors in Rory Cochrane, Robin Tunney, Renée
Zellweger, Ethan Embry and Liv Tyler. I wanted to work in a record store after
seeing this movie but sadly by the time I was 16 there were very few left. I
still enjoy listening to the movie's soundtrack from time to time.
Death
Race 2 (Directed by Roel
Reiné) This was the first Direct to Video prequel to the Jason Statham remake.
Fun action movie that gives more back story to the origin of the Frankenstein
character.
Death
Race 3: Inferno (Directed by Roel
Reiné) Another prequel to the Statham remake but this one was stretched a bit
to far in my opinion. Some of the characters were still interesting but the
plot was a bit out there even for a Death Race movie.
March 5
Supercross:
The Movie (Directed by Steve
Boyum) I originally saw this movie because of Sophia Bush from One Tree Hill. I
watched this movie again now because of Sophia Bush from One Tree Hill.
March 6
Rise
of the Planet of the Apes
(Directed by Rupert Wyatt) This prequel to the Planet of the Apes was one of
favorite movies of the year when it came out. The only problem I had with it
was James Franco. I don't hate him but I have a hard time dealing with him for
long periods of time in movies.
March 8
Wreck-It
Ralph (Directed by Rich
Moore) Video Games + Disney + 80's Child Mindset = Pure Gold!
Masters
of the Universe (Directed by Gary
Goddard) Throwback to my childhood when I was feeling nostalgic. This movie is
so very bad that it is extremely enjoyable. The special effects and story are
both cheesy but it is still a fun movie to watch 20+ years later.
March 9
Red
Dawn (2012) (Directed by Dan
Bradley) I didn't find this remake to be as bad as people thought it was. I
actually enjoyed it more than the original.
Dazed
and Confused (Directed by Richard
Linklater) This movie is 20 years old this year, that makes me feel old. I
remember seeing it as a teenager and loving the story and visuals. The
soundtrack might be one of the best ever to tie in with the content of a film.
Hot
Tub Time Machine (Directed by Steve
Pink) The cast for this movie wouldn't be my first choice but in the end it
worked out and they delivered a fun time travel comedy.
Mission:
Impossible (Directed by Brian De
Palma) Though the most recent sequel in this film franchise is a lot of fun,
the original is still the best in the series. It brought to life the old TV
show feeling.
Journey
2: The Mysterious Island
(Directed by Brad Peyton) Not as fun as the first movie in the series but I can
always enjoy a fun movie with The Rock.
March 10
Despicable
Me (Directed by Chris
Renaud & Pierre Coffin) I didn't want to see this movie initially because
of the stupid trailers but in the end I really enjoyed it.
Happy
Gilmore (Directed by Dennis
Dugan) Classic Adam Sandler fun.
March 12
Ocean's
Twelve (Directed by Steven
Soderbergh) My least favorite of the Ocean's Trilogy. Has some fun moments but
overall the movie feels like it tried to hard to match the fun from Ocean's
Eleven.
March 14
Kick-Ass (Directed by Matthew Vaughn) I saw this
before reading the graphic novel a few years ago. I re-read the graphic novel
before watching it recently and it still holds up big time. I am looking
forward to the sequel this summer even though I am not a fan of the second
Graphic Novel,.
March 15
Megamind
(Directed by Tom
McGrath) Another home run from Dreamworks!
Parental
Guidance (Directed by Andy
Fickman) Meet the Parents but in reverse. The movie had very brief moments of
humor but overall it was difficult to watch at get through.
March 16
G.I.
Joe: The Rise of Cobra
(Directed by Stephen Sommers) Growing up I was a fan of G.I. Joe, the action
figures (not dolls) and the cartoon. This movie is fun for me because it
reminds me of my childhood and it makes me feel like I am a kid again. I prefer
Marlon Wayans over Channing Tatum in it but deep down I knew that if they made
a sequel it would most likely have Channing Tatum in it and not Mr. Wayans.
Super
Troopers (Directed by Jay
Chandrasekhar) I still remember the first time I saw this movie. I went to see
it based on a recommendation from my friend Andy. I laughed so hard I started
to cry back then and this time I came close.
X-Men
Origins: Wolverine (Directed by Gavin
Hood) When I first heard this movie was coming out I was excited because I am a
big fan of Wolverine. The subtitle for this movie should be "20th Century
Fox has taken NUMEROUS liberties with this 'origin' story."
March 17
Gone
in Sixty Seconds (2000)
(Directed by Dominic Sena) I have yet to see the original version of this film
but I really like the Nic Cage version. It was the first Blu-Ray I ever bought
and was one of the first ones I re-bought after my others were stolen.
The
Greatest Game Ever Played
(Directed by Bill Paxton) I do not play golf other than going out to the
driving range and hitting some golf balls with my dad years ago but I do enjoy
watching it being played on TV or on the big screen. This movie based on a true
story shows a good look at how golf was perceived by people in the early
1900's. Disney knows how to do true story sports themed movies right.
Beverly
Hills Cop (Directed by Martin
Brest) Did someone say Banana in the Tailpipe?
Rollerball
(2002) (Directed by John
McTiernan) I didn't realize how many movies from John McTiernan I was going to
watch but hopefully this is the worst one I watch. I'm not totally sure what I
watched actually.
March 18
Vamp
U (Directed by Matt
Jespersen & Maclain Nelson) Stupid fun Indie film about a vampire who is a
college professor and bites a student who resembles his long lost love and
turns her in to a vampire. She then goes on a killing rampage draining people
left and right while turning her fellow sorority members in to more vampires.
Ghostbusters (Directed by Ivan Reitman) Who You Gonna
Call? I still remember most of the lines years after last seeing it.
Last
Action Hero (Directed by John McTiernan)
What if you got to meet your favorite movie character but they didn't know they
were a movie character?
March 22
Olympus
Has Fallen (Directed by Antoine
Fuqua) Very fun action flick that remined me of the original Die Hard. Solid plot
helped carry the story along during the non-action scenes.
March 23
Rise
of the Guardians (Directed by Peter
Ramsey) I originally saw this last Thanksgiving but thought I would watch it
again and I wish I hadn't. What I originally liked about it in the theater I no
longer found cute. The movie seemed to drag on a bit now.
Man
on the Ledge (Directed by Asger
Leth) Fun popcorn action flick.
Up (Directed by Bob Peterson & Pete Docter)
Pixar at its very best. So many emotions wrapped up in this movie.
John
Dies at the End (Directed by David
Wong) Heard lots of good things about this movie from the internet community
and after watching it I have to question their sanity. The movie was very
confusing as it played out. I think I know what they were going for but in the
end they failed miserably at it.
Varsity
Blues (Directed by Brian
Robbins) In Texas, Football is a way of life. Jon Voight took it a bit too far
though. Hard to believe that this movie is from MTV Films, it is so good.
Red (Directed by Robert Schwentke) Graphic Novel
turned Motion Picture with an All Star cast. Fun to watch over and over again.
March 24
Jackass
3 (Directed by Jeff
Tremaine) First movie I watched on my new TV and I felt like I was in the
movie. I might have even ducked during the flying Dildo scene.
Tower
Heist (Directed by Brett
Ratner) Stupid Premise with a mostly B list cast but I still had fun watching
it.
Sherlock
Holmes: A Game of Shadows
(Directed by Guy Ritche) Strong follow-up by Guy Ritchie in his new Sherlock
Holmes franchise.
March 25
Ratatouille (Directed by Brad Bird & Jan Pinkava) Top
quality Pixar film that on the surface doesn't look very special but under the
surface it is a very heartwarming and original story.
March 27
Hancock
(Directed by Peter
Berg) I liked this a lot more the first time I saw it. Now it feels like the
movie was made by combining numerous ideas that don't really work.
March 29
Blade
Runner (Final Cut) (Directed by Ridley
Scott) I admit I had never seen this movie before John Sheridan suggested it. I
have heard the Final Cut is the way to go the first time you watch it and I have
to agree. It was a strong & creative story from Mr. Scott.
March 30
G.I.
Joe: Retaliation (Directed by Jon M.
Chu) The sequel to Rise of Cobra was a fun Popcorn action flick. Spoiler Alert!
I will say I was happy that Channing Tatum didn't make it past the first 15
minutes. The Rock could have been his own G.I. Joe character back in the 80's
so it makes perfect sense why he was the focus on this movie.
Rock
of Ages (Directed by Adam
Shankman) This movie was a lot of fun. I have never seen the Broadway musical
it is based on but I of course know all the songs. Tom Cruise puts in a quality
performance.
March 31
This
Means War (Directed by McG) Bad
romantic action/comedy with Reese Witherspoon, Tom Hardy and Chris Pine. Free
preview weekend on HBO is the only reason I watched it.
Howard
the Duck (Directed by Willard
Huyck) Duck Condoms, Possible Interspecies relations and plenty of drinking
makes for a perfect PG rated film. This is another "so bad its good"
movie.
Flight
of the Phoenix (2004) (Directed by John
Moore) Not the best movie I have seen but also not the worst. Good plot and
character development made it enjoyable.
50 Different Movies Watched in March. 145 Movies in 90 Days
April 1
Rookie
of the Year (Directed by Daniel
Stern) If only my broken arm at the end of 6th grade meant I could play
baseball for the Colorado Rockies.
April 2
Don't
Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (Directed by Stephen Herek) I have seen this movies so many
times but for some reason I still watch it when it is on. I don't like it very
much but there is something about Christina Applegate that keeps bringing me
back.
April 3
Fletch (Directed by Michael Ritchie) This was the
first time I ever remember seeing this movie. Now I am mad it took me so long
because it is classic Chevy Chase.
The
Iron Giant (Directed by Brad
Bird) Beautiful animation and a very emotional story make this one of the best
movies I have watched this year.
Contraband (Directed by Baltasar Kormákur) Fun action
movie with Marky Mark. I guess it is a remake of a foreign film but from the
same director. Makes me want to see the original to see how they compare.
Taxi (Directed by Tim Story) Jimmy Fallon and
Queen Latifah busting criminals while driving a NYC Cab. Need I say more?
April 5
Major
League II (Directed by David S.
Ward) Not nearly as good as the original Major League but a million times
better than the third Major League movie.
Star
Trek: The Motion Picture
(Directed by Robert Wise) I know that millions of people love the Star Trek
series and movies but I have to say this movie is BAD! I do know it gets better
with the second movie but still this was bad.
Jackass (Directed by Jeff Tremaine) Watching this now
I can't believe how young all the guys look in comparison to how they look in
Jackass 3.
April 6
Sherlock
Holmes (Directed by Guy
Ritche) I am a big Robert Downey Jr. fan and this movie was a great new version
of Sherlock Holmes.
Police
Academy 2: Their First Assignment (Directed by Jerry Paris) Proctor!!! More fun with Mahoney and
the gang.
Back
to School (Directed by Alan
Metter) I have seen this movie on cable numerous times over the years but it
wasn't until this viewing that I saw the beginning and realized that it starts
out in Black and White. Classic Rodney!
April 7
Hot
Fuzz (Directed by Edgar
Wright) Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright back together again for more Kickass fun.
Makes me want to watch Bad Boys 2 and Point Break again.
Pitch
Black (Directed by David
Twohy) This was my introduction to Vin Diesel years ago and what made me a fan
of his.
Blades
of Glory (Directed by Josh
Gordon & Will Speck) I caught this on cable at the very end one day and
decided to dig up my old DVD copy to watch it all the way through. It is stupid
and unbelievable but that is how most movies are featuring ether of the two
stars.
April 8
Transformers (Directed by Michael Bay) Another childhood
nostalgia film. Yes it is stupid but to me it is still fun. It also looked and
sounded great on my new TV and Sound Bar.
Beerfest (Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar) This movie is
from the guys at Broken Lizard and though not as funny as Super Troopers it is
still fun to watch.
Jay
And Silent Bob Get Irish - The Swearing O' The Green (Directed by Kevin Smith) I have watched and
will continue to watch anything that features Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes
together. This was a video of a live Podcast the duo held while in Ireland.
April 9
Down
Periscope (Directed by David S.
Ward) Another goofy comedy that I use to watch with my dad all the time. Pretty
good cast of young comedians including Harland Williams and Patton Oswalt.
Harold
& Kumar Go to White Castle (Directed by Danny Leiner) Stoner comedy for the 21st Century.
I think the Harold and Kumar series is the closest we will get to a new version
of Cheech and Chong.
Spider-Man (Directed by Sam Raimi) Marvels first real
attempt at mainstream comic book movies. I still remember standing in line for
a couple hours on opening day just to see this movie before my other friends.
Shaft
(2000) (Directed by John
Singleton) Sam Jackson was perfect for the remake of Shaft because he himself
is a bad ass mother...
Nature
Calls (Directed by Todd
Rohal) Not as bad as The Watch but this movie is up there with the worst I have
seen so far this year.
April 11
Sexy
Evil Genius (Directed by Shawn
Piller) Very fun Dark Comedy featuring Seth Green. Story is a bit weird to
follow at first but by the end I wasn't wanting it to end.
April 12
The
Hangover (Directed by Todd
Phillips) Decided to watch this after going out to dinner with my parents and
having more than a couple Margaritas. I am hoping the second sequel out this
summer is better than Part 2.
April 13
42 (Directed by Brian Helgeland) I am a sucker
for Sports Movies. I am a sucker for True Story Sports Movies. I am a sucker
for this well told and inspiring movie about Jackie Robinson.
Tin
Cup (Directed by Ron
Shelton) Not based on a true story but still a fun sports related movie that I
never get tired of watching.
The
Rookie (Directed by John Lee
Hancock) No matter how many times I watch this baseball movie based on a true
story I still smile and get excited for certain moments. It is also cool to see
one of my former classmates in it and have a line.
The
Invention of Lying (Directed by Ricky
Gervais & Matthew Robinson) What if lying didn't exist? The world would be
pretty boring in my opinion. I have grown to really like Ricky Gervais and this
movie written by Get Up On This co-host Matt Robinson is a great vehicle for
him. Lots of fun cameos throughout the movie.
April 14
Can't
Hardly Wait (Directed by Harry
Elfont & Deborah Kaplan) I DVR'd this a couple weeks ago and decided to
watch it Sunday at 4am when I couldn't sleep. This movie was a lot of fun when
I first saw it but now looking back it feels like they were going for a present
day Dazed and Confused.
War
of the Worlds (Directed by Steven
Spielberg) Two things really bug me about this Spielberg Sci-Fi film. How does
a video camera work when an EMP has gone off and everything else electric no
longer works? How after he goes over the hill to join the fight are we to
believe that Tom Cruise's son survives the complete destruction of everyone
fighting without a single scratch and still makes it to Boston before the
others.
April 16
The
Expendables (Directed by
Sylvester Stallone) Sly and his group of Mercenaries blow lots of stuff up with
over the top gunfire and explosions.
April 17
The
Fast and the Furious (Directed by Rob
Cohen) The movie that started the still going series. Yes it is cheesy and
ridiculous but I still enjoy it.
April 18
Cars (Directed by John Lasseter & Joe Ranft) I
like this Pixar animated film and still enjoy watching it. Similar premise to
other movies but the talking car aspect adds a nice twist to it.
April 19
Jack
Reacher (Directed by
Christopher McQuarrie) I have one minor problem with this movie. When Reacher
walks in to a bar early in the movie he is taller than just about everyone else
in there. When is Tom Cruise ever taller than more than 2 people in a crowded
room? Other than that, this was an awesome movie.
April 20
Death
of a Superhero (Directed by Ian
FitzGibbon) Very good movie about a kid with Terminal Cancer who has a very
creative mind when it comes to drawing superheroes. Andy Serkis was great as
the kids therapist.
Monsters (Directed by Gareth Edwards) Very good low
budget Sci-Fi film about what happens after an alien invasion. The director is
now working on the new Godzilla remake based off the original Japanese version.
The
Raid: Redemption (Directed by Gareth
Evans) This crazy ultraviolent foreign action film claim highly recommended by
more than a few people and they didn't steer me wrong.
Safety
Not Guaranteed (Directed by Colin
Trevorrow) I watched this mainly to see if it was as bad as a friend made it
out to be. I didn't mind it and thought it was good overall.
April 21
Oblivion (Directed by Joseph Kosinski) Very
interesting futuristic Sci-Fi film. As soon as I thought I figured out the
movie I was thrown for a loop.
2
Fast 2 Furious (Directed by John Singleton)
The second in the series but with only one of the stars from the original.
Still better than the third in the series Tokyo Drift, that one is coming up
soon.
Billy
Madison (Directed by Tamra
Davis) More classic Adam Sandler
April 22
The
Last Stand (Directed by Kim
Ji-woon) A fun action film that reminded me of a cross between SWAT and Walking
Tall. Not pure gold but a movie I wouldn't mind watching again over the years
when it is on cable.
April 24
S.W.A.T. (Directed by Clark Johnson) I have never seen
the TV show but this movie is always fun to watch. Nice action sequences along
with a good cast.
April 25
Iron
Man (Directed by Jon
Favreau) Marvel's Phase One started off on the right foot with Iron Man. RDJ is
Tony Stark!
30
for 30: Elway to Marino
(Directed by KenRodgers) Growing up as a Bronco fan in Colorado I am a fan of
John Elway. Watching this 30 for 30 was interesting because I can't believe
some of the trade possibilities that were out there during the 1983 draft.
Elway for Montana? Elway to the Raiders?
April 26
Pain
& Gain (Directed by Michael
Bay) This movie is based on a true story and it proves that some criminals are
COMPLETE IDIOTS. Movie was a bit stupid early on but by the end it was an
enjoyable movie.
Back
to the Future (Directed by Robert
Zemeckis) Childhood classic that still doesn't get old. Looks amazing on
Blu-Ray!
Star
Trek (Directed by J.J.
Abrams) I was unsure about how they were going to remake this the first time I
saw it but I have to say I really enjoyed it. The alternate time line based on
previous events was a nice touch to re-introduce the characters and their
different personalities, especially Captain Kirk's.
April 27
Beverly
Hills Cop 2 (Directed by Tony
Scott) The last good Beverly Hills Cop movie. Seeing Judge Reinhold's character
go Rambo was hilarious.
The
Losers (Directed by Sylvain
White) I have never read the comic book that this movie is based on but I might
have to. It reminded me of The A-Team but with B & C list actors. It also
has a Pre-Captain America Chris Evans in it.
The
Evil Dead (Directed by Sam
Raimi) This was my first viewing of this movie ever. I don't get all the hype
people still give it to this day. Is it because at the time there was nothing
like it?
Movie
43 (Directed by Peter
Farrelly) From the previews this movie looked like a big bad cluster f*** with
some of the biggest stars in Hollywood. The movie itself is actually broken up
in to a number of short films with different actors in each one. Some of the
short films were bad but there were a few that made me laugh and enjoy the
movie as a whole.
April 28
Jurassic
Park (Directed by Steven
Spielberg) I didn't make it out to see this in 3D but I wanted to make sure to
watch it again. I still remember the first time I saw this movie and how much it
scared the crap out of me. 20 years later I am not scared watching it anymore
but I still enjoy seeing one of Spielberg's best movies.
Iron
Man 2 (Directed by Jon
Favreau) Not nearly as good as the first Iron Man. It suffered from too many
new characters and too many villains. It also felt a bit rushed in parts,
Justice
League: Doom (Directed by Lauren
Montgomery) Another strong showing from the minds at DC Comics and their
animated division. I know Warner Bros wants to do a live action Justice League
movie but I fear that it will never be as good as this animated movie was.
Die
Hard 2: Die Harder (Directed by Renny
Harlin) I started watching this with my parents when I went over to their place
for dinner and had to finish it once I got home. Some of the airport scenes
were filmed at the old Stapleton airport here in CO. They sure seemed to play
up the smoking in airports and on planes in this movie which I thought was
illegal in1990 when this movie was released.
April 29
Little
Big League (Directed by Andrew
Scheinman) Growing up I wanted to be a Major League Baseball player like a lot
of kids. If I couldn't be one I wanted to be a manager of a team similar to
Billy Heywood in this movie.
April 30
The
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (Directed by Justin Lin) This didn't feel like the second
sequel to the Fast and the Furious series. It felt like a cheap Direct to Video
sequel made just to capitalize off the original. It even had the C & D list
celebrities starring in it to attract the younger demographic. I won't even go
in to the biggest continuity error with Han dying yet still being alive over
the next 3 movies.
59 Different Movies
Watched in April. 204 Movies in 120 Days
May 2
The
Avengers (Directed by Joss
Whedon) In Joss We Trust! This movie set a new level of awesome when it comes
to comic book movies. Not one character/star was given more screen time. They
all shared the screen equally which amounted to an amazing movie that brought
together many of the top Marvel heroes. This was a great way to end Phase One
of Marvel movies.
May 3
Iron Man 3 (Directed by Shane Black) This is what Iron Man 2 should have
been. Shane Black did a great job with the character and the story. I have no
problem saying that this movie is right up there with Avengers in terms of
quality.
Major
Payne (Directed by Nick
Castle) I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! Fun Damon Wayans comedy about a career military man
put in charge of a bunch of Junior ROTC members.
May 4
21
& Over (Directed by Jon
Lucas & Scott Moore) I didn't want to like this movie but it made me laugh
more than a few times. Not the greatest thing out there but a fun buddy comedy.
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope (Directed by
George Lucas) I bought both trilogies on Blu-Ray last week and my dad and I
started from the original beginning of the series. I know people hate of George
Lucas for what he changed in the films but it is still fun to watch and the
transfer to Blu-Ray looks amazing.
Green
Lantern: First Flight (Directed by Lauren
Montgomery) I am really loving the DC animated films. This was the Green
Lantern origin story and told so much better than in the Ryan Reynolds version.
May 5
The
Rundown (Directed by Peter
Berg) Still one of my favorite movies starring The Rock. Good action and comedy
backed by a strong supporting cast.
May 7
Hansel
& Gretel: Witch Hunters
(Directed by Tommy Wirkola) Yep this movie was just as bad as I thought it
would be. No need to waste your time. Just keep moving, nothing decent to see
here.
May 8
Toy
Story (Directed by John
Lasseter) One thing really stuck out to me when watching this. Towards the end
when Andy and his family are moving to their new house Andy is sitting in the
back seat while his baby sister is sitting in the front seat in her car seat. I
know that is frowned upon now but did they think this was a good idea back in
the 90's?
May 9
Fast
& Furious (Directed by Justin
Lin) After hitting rock bottom with Tokyo Drift the F&F franchise started
turning it around with this one, all it took was getting the original cast back
together.
May 10
The
Lost World: Jurassic Park
(Directed by Steven Spielberg) The dinosaurs just didn't look the same in this
movie. It felt like the budget for them was cut in half from the original
Jurassic Park movie. The story was also lacking a bit in my opinion.
Noobz (Directed by Blake Freeman) Found this on
Netflix and gave it a shot. Not a great movie but it was enjoyable. It focused
on a group of friends that enter a video game competition.
May 11
The
Wraith (Directed by Mike
Marvin) I started talking to a guy about movies at a party a couple friends
were having and he said I needed to watch this movie, which is one of his
favorites. It was a bit ridiculous but I liked the concept. I first thought I
was watching Knight Rider during the opening sequence.
Death
Race 2000 (Directed by Paul
Bartel) This movie is BAD but in a cheesy way. For how much the characters were
supposed to hate one another they sure got along during meals and what I deemed
"Greek Spa Day".
Star
Trek: Insurrection (Directed by Jonathan
Frakes) Was browsing through Netflix and came across this movie and since I
hadn't watched it in a decade I thought I'd give it a shot. It is enjoyable but
it was also when the Star Trek moves were in a rapid downhill movement.
May 12
Flash
Gordon (Directed by Mike
Hodges) Even now I think Flash Gordon would be picked to be the Jets QB over
Tim Tebow. This movie is not good. It is stupid and in my opinion boring. It
just about put me to sleep.
The
Substitute (Directed by Robert
Mandel) Thank goodness I never had a substitute teacher like Mr. Smith in this
movie. Marc Anthony's character sure loved himself track suits in this movie.
May 13
Click (Directed by Frank Coraci) Not the best Adam
Sandler movie but it did have some enjoyable moments. Christopher Walken was
hilarious in it.
May 15
Star
Trek Generations (Directed by David
Carson) Before J.J. Abrams had Spock (new and old) cross paths, the Captains
Kirk and Picard met up to take down a time traveling villain in Generations. I
really enjoyed this movie because we got to see the crew members from the
original series and Next Generation in a movie together.
May 16
The
Muppets (Directed by James
Bobin) I grew up a fan of the Muppets and this movie took me back to my
childhood for almost 2 hours. The entire cast of the film helped bring back to
life the old Muppets film franchise.
May 17
Taking
Care of Business (Directed by Arthur Hiller)
A twist on the Trading Places type movie with a workaholic and an escaped
criminal trading places for a few days. This movie is enjoyable to watch but
early on it is easy to tell it is a fantasy, mainly because the Chicago Cubs
never have a chance at playing in the World Series.
May 18
Star
Trek Into Darkness (Directed by J.J.
Abrams) The sequel to Mr. Abrams reboot of the Star Trek series didn't
disappoint me. I know some purists will find things wrong with the movie but as
a fan of films I thoroughly enjoyed the movie from beginning to end and look
forward to more Trek in the future.
Warm
Bodies (Directed by Jonathan
Levine) I never thought we would see a Zombie Rom-Com but Warm Bodies delivers.
An interesting twist on the star-crossed lovers storyline this time featuring a
living breathing girl and a Zombie.
May 19
Eight
Below (Directed by Frank
Marshall) Disney movies based on true stories always sucker me in and Eight
Below continues that trend. The movie is based on an Antarctic research guide
who has to flee Antarctica due to a bad storm and leaves behind his sled dogs.
Once back home his only goal is to return to Antarctica to rescue his dogs.
Mission: Impossible III (Directed by J.J. Abrams) I skipped watching MI2 because I
watched it so many times when I worked at a movie theater the summer it came
out that I am bored by it now. J.J. did a great job bringing life back in the
series. It would have been nice if they kept Keri's character longer, she would
have made a great teammate.
Fast Five (Directed by
Justin Lin) The best in the series so far. The addition of the Rock was great
and the storyline was enjoyable. Looking forward to seeing part 6 in a few
days.
May 20
Jurassic Park III (Directed
by Joe Johnston) The dinosaurs looked a lot better compared to Lost World but
the story was still lacking.
Team America: World Police (Directed by Trey Parker) Trey Parker hit one out of the park with Team America. Who would have thought that a movie made up entirely of marionette puppets would be so fun and funny.
The Sandlot (Directed by David M. Evans) Baseball + Childhood Memories = GREAT RAINY DAY MOVIE! I lost count of how many times I have seen this movie but I never get tired of it. It is one of the movies that I can easily quote.
Team America: World Police (Directed by Trey Parker) Trey Parker hit one out of the park with Team America. Who would have thought that a movie made up entirely of marionette puppets would be so fun and funny.
The Sandlot (Directed by David M. Evans) Baseball + Childhood Memories = GREAT RAINY DAY MOVIE! I lost count of how many times I have seen this movie but I never get tired of it. It is one of the movies that I can easily quote.
May 24
Fast & Furious 6 (Directed by Justin
Lin) Fast Cars? Check! Tons of Action? Check!
Over the top story and characters? Double Check! I don't care that people shit
on these movies because I really enjoy them. They have gotten better as the
series goes on. To put it simply, it is a fun action flick.
The Hangover Part II (Directed
by Todd Phillips) I really think Todd Phillips came up with the sequel while
drunk and watching the first Hangover movie. It was almost the same exact movie
but with a different location and a different missing friend. This felt more
like a direct to video sequel made 5 years later by some no name director.
May 25
Ladybugs (Directed by
Sidney J. Furie) A friend mentioned that his wife never saw this movie and it
made me think I hadn't watched it in a decade or so. The movie is beyond cheesy
about a guy trying to climb the corporate ladder that volunteers to coach a
youth soccer team, but needs the help of a star soccer player that he dresses
up as a girl. The movie was shot entirely here in Colorado which was fun to
know growing up.
The Hangover Part III (Directed by Todd Phillips) A bit more darker then the first two in the series but still funny nonetheless It was still stupid in parts and Galifianakis was a bit much to handle at times but overall it was a fun movie. Not as good as the original but leaps and bounds ahead of Part II. It was a good wrap-up to the series and it didn't feel rushed.
Superman: Unbound (Directed by James Tucker) The latest addition to the DC Animated universe was good but not great. The storyline of Brainiac stealing cities and then destroying planets was good but I was less interested because of the animation itself. It looked like they brought in a new group of people to do the animation because it didn't resemble the earlier films.
That Guy... Who Was in That Thing (Directed by Ian Roumain & Michael Schwartz) This was one of the better documentaries I have seen in quite a while. It featured 16 different actors that have appeared over the years as guest stars in TV shows and movies. It was interesting hearing from their point of view what it is like to be an actor in Hollywood and how tough it is to get a steady role. I recognized almost all of the actors that they talked to, especially the three that all had major parts in my favorite show 24 at one time.
May 26
The Hangover Part III (Directed by Todd Phillips) A bit more darker then the first two in the series but still funny nonetheless It was still stupid in parts and Galifianakis was a bit much to handle at times but overall it was a fun movie. Not as good as the original but leaps and bounds ahead of Part II. It was a good wrap-up to the series and it didn't feel rushed.
Superman: Unbound (Directed by James Tucker) The latest addition to the DC Animated universe was good but not great. The storyline of Brainiac stealing cities and then destroying planets was good but I was less interested because of the animation itself. It looked like they brought in a new group of people to do the animation because it didn't resemble the earlier films.
That Guy... Who Was in That Thing (Directed by Ian Roumain & Michael Schwartz) This was one of the better documentaries I have seen in quite a while. It featured 16 different actors that have appeared over the years as guest stars in TV shows and movies. It was interesting hearing from their point of view what it is like to be an actor in Hollywood and how tough it is to get a steady role. I recognized almost all of the actors that they talked to, especially the three that all had major parts in my favorite show 24 at one time.
May 26
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (Directed by Jon Hurwitz & Hayden
Schlossberg) Not as good as the original but the humor was still there. Rob
Corddry was great as an overzealous Federal Agent. Neil Patrick Harris comes
through again as well.
May 27
The Toy (Directed
by Richard Donner) Brewster's Millions and this were my introduction to Richard
Pryor growing up. The premise of the movie is a bit weird, about an unemployed
reporter who is hired to be a spoiled brat’s toy.
Bullet to the Head (Directed by Walter Hill) Sly is back to his old ways in
this action film about a hired gun teaming up with a cop to find out who hired
him, and then killed his partner. I can see why this movie didn't last long in
theaters, it isn't very good.
May 28
Road House (Directed
by Rowdy Herrington) This movie is RIDICULOUS!!! But that makes it so
enjoyable. Patrick Swayze stars as Dalton a well-known bouncer (I didn't know
they had reputations) brought in to clean up a small town bar filled with the
wrong type of people. The action and dialogue is over the top but like I said,
it helps make this movie a classic.
May 29
Mr. Baseball (Directed
by Fred Schepisi) Tom Selleck stars as a Major League Baseball player in a bit
of a slump who is traded to a team in Japan, thus making him a fish out of
water in a new land. The sub-plots in the movie are nothing new, guy loves
girl, girl's father doesn't approve, guy and girl's father don't get along.
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (Directed by Peter Hewitt) Just because the first one was
popular doesn't mean you have to make a sequel. If you are going to make a
sequel to a movie featuring George Carlin make sure to use Carlin for more than
five minutes in it. I didn't remember this movie being as bad as it really is;
now I know.
Cheaters (Directed
by John Stockwell) I can neither confirm nor deny that I cheated in High School
but if I did it was not on the scaled that the kids in this film did. Based on
a true story a teacher and eleven students conspire to cheat their way through
the State's Academic Decathlon. After winning the competition one of the team
members becomes jealous and reveals something fishy might be up which brings on
even more media scrutiny.
May 30
Touchback (Directed
by Don Handfield) Star High School QB leads his team to a state title on the
final play of the game but also ends his career due to an injury. Fast forward
15 years and he is a struggling soy bean farmer married with two kids and in
financial trouble with the bank. During a suicide attempt he is transported
back 15 years to the week of his injury. He plans to do things differently and
make it all right, but does he?
May 31
Comic-Con Episode IV: A Fan's Hope (Directed by Morgan Spurlock) I watched
this documentary from Morgan Spurlock in prep of going to the Denver Comic Con
(which I must say was a blast) about the different type of people that head to
San Diego Comic Con each year. It was an interesting look at the different
things available at a Con. I found the portfolio reviews very interesting and
was glad they showed two different people looking to get reviewed. Commentary
was provided throughout the entire film by some of the top directors and geeks out
there today, including Joss Whedon, Robert Kirkman and Kevin Smith.
44 Different Movies Watched in May. 248 Movies
in 151 Days
June 1
Mallrats (Directed
by Kevin Smith) Kevin Smith's follow-up to Clerks was widely panned by critics
but I still find it enjoyable to watch. I was never a mallrat growing up but I
can see why some of my friends were, especially back when malls were more
popular.
Killing Lincoln (Directed by Adrian Moat) Interesting film narrated by Tom
Hanks about the final days of President Lincoln's life as well as the
assassination plot thought up by John Wilkes Booth that was originally intended
to be just a kidnapping plot. I had never heard about in detail the other plots
to kill high ranking government officials on the same night until watching this
film. Billy Campbell did a very good job as Abraham Lincoln especially after
seeing Daniel Day-Lewis in the same role months earlier.
June 2
The Goonies (Directed by Richard Donner) I have yet to meet someone my
age that has not seen this classic. 28 years later it is still a lot of fun to
watch. I know a few of my friends that have now introduced their children to
the movie. We all wanted to have a group of friends like the Goonies growing
up. If you disagree then you are crazy.
Vegas Vacation (Directed by Stephen Kessler) This wasn't as fun as I
originally remember it being. There are a few one liners that I still laugh at
but overall it is a very mediocre attempt at a Griswold family movie.
Street Fighter (Directed by Steven E. de Souza) I use to drop quarter
after quarter at the arcade to play this game, I usually fought at Ryu or
Chun-Li. When this movie first came out my brother and I were dying to see it.
I still remember going to see it with my dad and everything that went on that
day leading up to going to the movie; yes I remember the weirdest things. As
for the movie it is super cheesy and makes very little sense but I still enjoy
watching it every couple of years. Van Damme is classic cheesy Van Damme in
this film.
June 4
Real Steel (Directed by Shawn Levy) I really like this movie. Not
because of the story about an estranged father and son coming together. Not
because of character development by Jackman as he tries to pick himself back up
and rebuild his life. I like this movie because there are crazy looking robots
fighting one another to the death. This movie is a mash-up of Rocky and
Transformers. No matter what other people think of it I still get a kick of
watching it time and time again.
June 5
Bad Boys (Directed by Michael Bay) The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air plus
Martin plus Michael Bay action equals tons of fun. Take out the action in the
movie and you still have a very funny comedy.
June 6
The Ringer (Directed by Barry W. Blaustein) A movie about a guy
trying to cheat in the Special Olympics might not sound like a good idea but
The Rigner is an enjoyable movie. The love story between the two main stars
felt forced and boring but the movie really shines because of the supporting
cast.
June 8
Now You See Me (Directed by Louis Leterrier) Now You See Me is one of
those movies I will enjoy watching over and over again. This movie was
described to me as Ocean's Eleven with magicians. I love Ocean's Eleven and
this is my new Ocean's Eleven for years to come.
Parker (Directed by Taylor Hackford) Jason Statham is a fun
action star and this movie was perfect for him. It wasn't completely over the
top like some of his other movies and Jennifer Lopez wasn't that bad in it
either.
Battleship (Directed by Peter Berg) The simplest description I can
think for this movie is Popcorn Action Flick. Not the best thing out there but
it was something fun to watch at 11 on a Saturday night.
June
9
Conan the
Barbarian (2011)
(Directed by Marcus Nispel) Watched this after talking to a friend about it and
I didn't think it was that bad of a remake. It is hard to be worse than the
original Conan movie. The actor that played Conan is fun to watch and as we've
seen lately, he is getting more and more popular in Hollywood.
Liar Liar (Directed by
Tom Shadyac) Very fun Jim Carrey movie during the peak of his career. The one
liners out of Jim's mouth as he is unable to lie are hilarious. The message
behind the movie is heartfelt.
Serenity (Directed by
Joss Whedon) WWJD? What Would Joss Do? Oh he would just deliver an amazing
movie to follow-up the cancelled too soon Firefly TV show. I am a big Joss fan
but his killing of Wash late in the movie was a complete shocker and the most
upsetting death he has delivered in all of his projects.
Bad Boys II (Directed by
Michael Bay) I posed a question shortly after watching this to why we have
never seen a Bad Boy 3 and my friend John put it best. You can't top Bad Boys
2. The action, comedy and plot were all on point. Michael Bay needs to look
back and see what made this movie work.
June
10
Snitch (Directed by Ric
Roman Waugh) Based on a true story about a dad who volunteers to go undercover
and become a snitch for the government to help release his son from prison. The
story was compelling and I enjoy pretty much anything that The Rock stars in.
June
11
Superman/Batman:
Apocalypse
(Directed by Lauren Montgomery) Solid DC animated feature pitting Superman and
Batman against Darkseid on Apokolips. I know I have said it before but I will
say it again, DC knows how to deliver high quality animated films.
June
12
Air Force One (Directed by
Wolfgang Petersen) Air Force One and all its passengers are taken hostage by
terrorists and President Harrison Ford has to save them all while taking down
the terrorists. The action scenes were good but the CGI looked like it was
created by a college freshman film student.
June
13
This is the End (Directed by
Evan Goldberg & Seth Rogen) The comedy starring some of Hollywood's most
popular stars trying to survive the Apocalypse was funny in parts. I am not a
huge fan of James Franco or Seth Rogen because I feel they play the same type
of characters at times. But I do really like Jay Baruchel and Craig Robinson so
that more than made up for the stars I don't like as much. The cameos in the
movie are what make it though, The GIMP!
June
14
Man of Steel (Directed by
Zach Snyder) Superman is back and better then ever. Very solid origin story
with a strong cast of characters, except for maybe Amy Adams. I can see why Amy
was cast as Lois Lane but I felt at times her character was lacking in
comparison to Superman, Jor-El and General Zod. I look forward to the already
announced sequel.
Mission:
Impossible - Ghost Protocol (Directed by Brad Bird) The Mission: Impossible
series continues its rebirth with Ghost Protocol. Tom Cruise is back kicking
ass as agent Ethan Hunt who with his new team of agents work to stop a nuclear
attack.
Spies Like Us (Directed by
John Landis) Chevy Chase and Dan Aykroyd star as bumbling spies working for the
U.S. Government. Chevy Chase had a number of great one-liners in the movie that
though it is almost 30 years old is still very enjoyable.
June
15
The Replacements (Directed by
Howard Deutch) Fun comedy with an interesting cast pf characters about a pro
football league that sees its players go on strike so replacements are brought
in. The movie is stupid in parts but I still enjoy watching it from time to
time. This is one of those movies I remember the first time I saw it and who I
saw it with.
Jay and Silent
Bob Go Down Under
(Directed by J.C. Reifenberg) Another filmed Q and A of the Jay and Silent Bob
Get Old podcast this time from Australia. I have heard a number of the stories
previously but it is much more enjoyable seeing Jay's facial mannerisms as he
tells them.
xXx (Directed by
Rob Cohen) Vin Diesel is a badass action star who is recruited to go undercover
for the NSA. I know they hoped this movie would spawn a number of sequels and I
wish it had but Vin left the series before the sequel came out which really
hindered its success. The action scenes and weapons in this movie was a lot of
fun to watch.
June
16
Paul (Directed by Greg Mottola) This sci-fi
comedy starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost is hilarious. Seth Rogen (yes the guy
I am not a big fan of) was great as Paul the alien who is trying to get back
home. The cast of characters and numerous pop culture references are what
really sell this movie.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer (Directed by Fran
Rubel Kuzui) It is hard to believe that the same person wrote this movie and
the Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV Show. This movie is cheesy and reminds me a bit
of Clueless, but with vampires. It is fun in parts and fast so it is easy to
get lost for 90 minutes.
June
18
Cars 2 (Directed by John Lasseter & Brad
Lewis) I wanted to hate this movie because I thought it was a cheap sequel that
should have been Direct to Video. I was right about it being a bit cheap, the
animation seemed off and not up to Pixar standards. But, I enjoyed it in the
end and laughed more than a couple times and I don't even like Larry the Cable
Guy. I can see why kids enjoyed this movie, because the kid in me sure did.
June
19
Van Helsing (Directed by Stephen Sommers) I forgot
how bad this movie was. I love the cast and the premise of the movie but the
execution of the story was bad. Stephen Sommers was hot coming off the
successful Mummy and Mummy Returns films but this movie stopped that
progression. This was the last feature that he directed for a good 5 years and
it is easy to see why.
The Lion King (Directed by Roger Allers & Rob
Minkoff) I was 12 years-old when this movie first came out and I remember going
to see it with my family and falling in love with the colors, the characters
and the story. Fast forward almost 20 years and I felt the exact same way
watching this movie again.
2012 (Directed by Roland Emmerich) I'm not
totally sure how you decide on making John Cusack the hero of your action
adventure movie but that’s why I don't make the big Hollywood bucks. The
special effects in this movie were over the top crazy but that is what made it
fun. The story itself was similar to most Emmerich disaster films.
June
20
Men in Black 3 (Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld) Men
in Black was an amazing movie that was so much fun to watch. Men in Black 2's
fun moments were few and far between. Men in Black 3 felt a lot more like the
original. The time travel storyline and new cast of characters kept me
interested from beginning to end. It is a bit creepy how much Josh Brolin
resembled a younger Tommy Lee Jones.
June
21
Conan the Barbarian (1982) (Directed by John
Milius) No offense to my good friend John, but this movie was BORING. I watched
it again after he questioned my comments about the Conan remake that I watched
a couple weeks ago. I have to say my comments made about that movie are
correct, this one is worse than the remake. I just about fell asleep watching
this, so I decided to re-watch the parts I was confused about after a good night’s
sleep. Yep it was still boring.
June
22
World War Z (Directed by Marc Forster) I'm a fan of
Zombie films and TV shows. Up until now we've seen Zombies in one main form,
slow moving. In World War Z the zombies move faster than I have ever moved in
my life, maybe I should become a zombie. That made them more terrifying to me than
previous zombie styles. I also enjoyed this movie because I am a fan of Brad
Pitt and this is not your typical Brad Pitt movie. After seeing this film I
want to go back and give the book of the same name another shot. The first time
I tried to read it I didn't finish it because it didn't catch my interest right
away.
The Company Men (Directed by John Wells) Very
strong cast of actors in this film about the lives of 3 men as their company is
downsized and the effects it has on all aspects of their lives. The only thing
I knew about this movie before watching it was who was in it. The movie is a
bit depressing but I know it is honest in reflecting what a number of companies
have been going through the last few years.
Oz the Great and Powerful (Directed by Sam
Raimi) Up until the final "battle" in Emerald City I was bored by the
movie. I really have a problem with James Franco at times and his cocky
attitude for most of this movie was the main reason. Visually the movie is
beautiful and reminds me of a Tim Burton film. My other major qualm with this
movie was the horrible treatment of Mila Kunis. Who in their right minds would
turn such a beautiful woman green?
June
23
Captain Ron (Directed by Thom E. Eberhardt) Another
oldie but a goodie from my childhood. Bumbling family man inherits a yacht and
needs to get it to Miami to sell it. Well, being from Chicago he doesn't know
how to sail so enter Captain Ron who might be the worst yet sweetest boat
captain you'll ever meet. Everything that can go wrong does go wrong. But in
the end everything works out, who could have guessed. When I was growing up
this was one of my dad’s favorite movies.
Drive Angry (Directed by Patrick Lussier) This
movie is not to be taken seriously at all. Once you do that it is a fun
throwback action movie. Nic Cage is hit and miss at times but I thought this
was a hit for him. Reminds me of classic revenge movies from so many years ago.
I enjoyed the supporting cast that helped fill the movie, especially Amber
Heard.
Star Trek: First Contact (Directed by
Jonathan Frakes) I was never a big fan of the Star Trek TV show, even The Next
Generation. But I am a fan of this movie. I like the Time Travel aspect and the
cast as a whole.
Planet Hulk (Directed by Sam Liu) Marvel really
needs to work on their animated films. The animation and storyline were lacking
big time. I had hoped the more recent animated Marvel movies would be better
but I was mistaken.
June
24
Source Code (Directed by Duncan Jones) Fun
technology oriented action movie about a former soldier being sent back in time
to the same 8 minutes over and over again to stop a terrorist attack. The fact
that Michelle Monaghan was in it made it that much better.
June
26
Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Directed by
Doug Liman) The film that broke up Jennifer Aniston's marriage is a kick ass
adventure from beginning to end. Seeing Brad and Angelina go from trying to
kill one another to competing for the best kills is always fun to watch.
June
27
Finding Nemo (Directed by Andrew Stanton & Lee
Unkrich) Finding Nemo is one of Pixar's best films and shows how creativie they
can be. I wish the current Pixar would take a cue from the past and put more
effort in to their movies instead of going for cheap sequels.
Gone (Directed by Heitor Dhalia) I liked the
concept of this movie, a girl who was kidnapped now hunts down for the
kidnapper after he takes her sister. I didn't like the movie in general though.
June
28
Point Break (Directed by Kathryn Bigelow) Classic,
plain and simple! If you haven't seen this movie and are an action junkie then
go check it out NOW! Swayze, Reeves and Busey all deliver in this presidential
surfer flick.
June
29
White House Down (Directed by Roland Emmerich) I've
talked bad about Emmerich in the past but White House Down is the best thing he
has done since Independence Day. Lots of action and explosions along with just
enough cheesy humor to round it out. Channing Tatum has come a very long way
from Step Up to be a legit action star.
The Italian Job (1969) (Directed by Peter
Collinson) This movie confused me so much. I know what it is about but I could
never figure how who the different characters were and what the hell was going
on in the prison. Plus it just ends with them hanging over a cliff.
Horrible Bosses (Directed by Seth Gordon) A
couple years ago I made the mistake of choosing to see Hangover 2 instead of
Horrible Bosses. I still regret that decision. This movie is hilarious as each
boss has their own evil traits. This was the first movie in a long time that I
liked Jennifer Aniston in. It was nice to see her get away from her old
"Friends" persona.
June
30
Daylight (Directed by Rob Cohen) The Poseidon
Adventure meets the NY/NJ underground tunnels. Not a very good action movie but
also not the worst thing that Stallone has ever done.
49 Different Movies Watched in June. 297 Movies
in 181 Days
July
1
A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (Directed by Todd
Strauss-Schulson) The movies went downhill after the original but the third
Harold and Kumar movie still made me laugh. Neil Patrick Harris was great yet
again as himself.
July
2
Happy Feet Two (Directed by George Miller &
Gary Eck & David Peers) I liked the original so I gave the sequel a shot. I
should have just stuck with the original and pretended like I didn't know this
movie existed. The jokes were stupid and a couple of the new characters made no
sense at all. Avoid seeing this.
July
3
Live Free or Die Hard (Directed by Len
Wiseman) Compared to the original Die Hard movie this isn't that great. But,
compared to the most recent Die Hard movie it is pure gold.
July
4
The Lone Ranger (Directed by Gore Verbinski) Since
when did Disney movies get so violent? I know it is PG-13 but it is still
overly violent for a family movie. Other than the violence I was quite bored
during the movie. Nothing really sucked me in to the movie. Johnny Depp had
some good one-liners but that wasn't enough to save me from disliking this
movie.
Escape from L.A. (Directed by John Carpenter) I
hate to admit it but I have never seen Escape from New York. Having said that I
hope it is better than this turd. The special effects were horrible in this
movie as was the plot. I even fell asleep briefly during the major battle scene
late in the movie.
Independence Day (Directed by Roland Emmerich) I
have been waiting most of the year to watch this movie. I could not watch it
until the fourth of July because it is a tradition for my dad and I the last
5-6 years to watch it on Independence Day. We have watched it so many times now
that we critique it and the stupid things said and done in it from beginning to
end. It is a fun movie that I look forward to watching with my dad every year.
July
5
Deep Blue Sea (Directed by Renny Harlin) Cheesy
action movie about killer sharks not named Jaws. Found this on Amazon Instant
and decided to watch it because I have never seen it from beginning to end, I
usually caught it on TBS half way through. Nothing special and quite
predictable but it was a good movie to watch while putting my new desk
together.
Jack (Directed by Francis Ford Coppola) I
have watched this movie a number of times over the years but never paid much
attention to who the director was until this time. How exactly does the
director of the Godfather trilogy and Apocalypse Now end up directing a movie
about a kid who grows 4 times faster than everyone else? I enjoy this movie
because it is simple and fun.
The Fifth Element (Directed by Luc Besson) I had
forgotten how much I love this movie. From beginning to end it is a blast. I
don't know how else to describe this movie besides total awesomeness!
July
6
Rocky Balboa (Directed by Sylvester Stallone) Sixteen
years after the horrible Rocky V Stallone brought his Rocky character back for
one more fight. This is the movie that Rocky V should have been. The montage says
it all, Rocky's still got it! I do think that Stallone could have come up with
a better name for his opponent. I mean really Mason "The Line" Dixon?
Knuckleball! (Directed by Ricki Stern & Anne
Sundberg) I am a lifelong baseball fan and growing up my favorite pitcher was
Tim Wakefield. Since his rookie season with the Pirates until he retired from
the Red Sox I was a fan. This documentary about Knuckleball pitchers was a cool
look at how few there are out there and how a single fingernail can ruin a
pitch. It was very cool seeing Wakefield, R.A. Dickey and other knuckleball legends
playing golf and talking about highlights and lowlights of their careers. I
would recommend this to anyone that is a baseball fan.
The Call (Directed by Brad Anderson) A pretty
good thriller from WWE Studios about a girl kidnapped and her communication
with a 911 dispatcher. I was in to the movie up until the very end. I thought
that the ending was a bit much on the revenge side. This was by far the best
release from WWE studios in years.
July
7
Godzilla (1998) (Directed by Roland
Emmerich) I'm not sure what was ravaging the streets of New York City but it
sure didn't look like Godzilla. It looked more like a dinosaur from Jurassic
Park escaped in to the city. After all the hype leading up to this movie it was
a disappointment. Thankfully I didn't have to pay to see this when it came out
back in 1998, I got in free from my job at a movie theater.
Despicable Me 2 (Directed by Pierre
Coffin & Chris Renaud) This movie lives up to its title, it was despicable.
It was missing the humor and creativity from the first one. It was predictable
and boring. My dad and I saw it in 3D and there were maybe one or two small
pieces that took advantage of the 3D.
The Bay (Directed by Barry Levinson)
This movie had me shouting "Oh Shit" at one point and not in a good
way. This "found footage" film is about a small town in Maryland that
on the 4th of July most of the residents come down with some kind of infection
from the water that sees the breaking out in rashes and later dying. It
probably wasn't a good idea after there was a positive E. Coli test not too far
north from me a few days ago.
July
9
American Reunion (Directed by Jon
Hurwitz & Hayden Schlossberg) I was a junior in High School when the
original American Pie movie came out and though the first two sequels were not
as good as the original I enjoyed them. Nine years later the original gang is
back for their 13 year reunion and of course they still know how to get in to
awkward situations. I enjoyed this movie mainly because they got the gang back
together but also for the stupid comedy it delivered. It reminded me more of
the original than any previous sequel.
July
11
21 Jump Street (Directed by Phil Lord
& Chris Miller) I was never really a fan of the TV show but this movie is a
lot of fun. The references to the old show as well as Hollywood not knowing how
to come up with something original was great. I liked that this movie didn't
take itself too serious and was more about delivering comedy. The chase scene
on the highway waiting for stuff to explode was very enjoyable.
The A-Team (Directed by Joe Carnahan)
No matter what people say about this movie I love it. It is a very fun action
movie based on the TV show. The actors cast for each of the main characters
were spot on. I really wish they would do a sequel for this movie but I don't
think there is any chance of that happening.
July
12
Sharknado (Directed by Anthony C.
Ferrante) I've officially bought in to the hype that is Sharknado. This movie
is so bad it is amazing. The action is ridiculous and the weather seems to
change from one cut scene to another. The shark footage also looked like
something taped off Shark Week. Having said that, I really hope they do a
sequel because I want to see it now!
July
13
Pacific Rim (Directed by Guillermo del
Toro) Best movie for summer 2013 by far! From beginning to end this action
adventure was a blast. Del Toro's monster creations were both visually stunning
and very imaginative. The battle scenes between the man-made machines and the
monsters were fun to watch.
Innerspace (Directed by Joe Dante) This
is yet another film from my childhood that I decided to revisit. It doesn't
have the best plot but it is at least creative and enjoyable. I have come to
realize during this challenge that I am a big fan of Dennis Quaid.
July
14
Lethal Weapon 4 (Directed by Richard
Donner) This may sound weird but Lethal Weapon 4 is one of my top 2 Lethal
Weapon movies, I won't say what the other one was. I really enjoy this buddy
cop series and part 4 was a really nice way to wrap up the series.
The Rock (Directed by Michael Bay) Michael
Bay + Nicholas Cage + Alcatraz = Crazy over the top action movie. Very strong
cast all around from Sean Connery to Ed Harris and John Spencer.
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes
Back (Directed by Irvin Kershner) My dad came over to hang out and we
started watching this movie. He didn't stay to finish it but I had to keep
going. Great follow up to Episode 4 and it did a nice job of setting up for
Episode 6.
July
15
First Kid (Directed by David M. Evans) I
needed a totally mindless movie to watch after a long day at work so I decided
on this one after recording it a couple weeks ago. Not very good but it had a
few laughs in it.
July
17
Death Race (Directed by Paul W.S.
Anderson) I have now watched all of the movies in the Death Race series, including
the original. This one is so much better that the original Death Race. I am a
Statham fan and he shines in his element, kicking ass and driving a car.
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs
(Directed by Phil Lord & Chris Miller) I had been thinking about watching
this movie for a couple weeks but after my friend Jessica told me that we will
be seeing the sequel come September I had to watch the original again as a
refresher. Very cute storyline and strong animation make this one of the better
animated films released in the last 5 years.
This Film Is Not Yet Rated (Directed by
Kirby Dick) Very interesting documentary about the MPAA and how it rates
movies. I never knew there was so much secrecy about the people rating the
movies and what they have wanted to rate some movies. I would be interested to
see a follow-up film looking at the rating system now and if the original film
helped make and changes within.
July
18
Machete (Directed by Ethan Maniquis
& Robert Rodriguez) It is funny to think that this movie started out as a
joke trailer for the Grindhouse double feature. It has bad acting and bad
special effects but that is what makes it a fun movie. I am looking forward to
the sequel coming out in a couple months.
July
19
Get Smart (Directed by Peter Segal) Not
the best movie adaptation from a TV show but I enjoyed it and I thought they
got the role of Maxwell Smart cast perfectly. I was a bit bummed that The Rock
turned out to be a bad guy (Spoiler Alert) but seeing him trying his hand at
comedy reminds me of his days on the microphone back in WWE.
Van Wilder (Directed by Walt Becker) One
of Ryan Reynolds early hits, at least in my opinion, about a college student
that didn't want to graduate. It felt like a new take on Rodney Dangerfield's
Back to School. It is hard to believe this movie is already 10+ years old.
July
20
Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
(Directed by Kevin Smith) Kevin Smith is one of my favorite directors and
anything he puts out I enjoy, except Cop Out that wasn't his creation. It was a
lot of fun seeing people from his previous movies show up in Strike Back. The
plot was crazy but still so much fun.
The Dark Knight Rises (Directed by Christopher
Nolan) I have been holding off on watching this movie all year until today. It
wasn't the best Batman movie from Nolan but it was still very well done and a
nice closer for the series. Tom Hardy was brilliant as Bane and much more fun
to see on screen compared to the horrible Bane character in the George Clooney
starred Batman and Robin.
July 21
The
Italian Job (2003) (Directed by F. Gary
Gray) I started watching this at my Aunt & Uncles house with my cousin and
decided I needed to watch it all the way through once I got home. I like this
version of The Italian Job so much more than the original. I was not confused
at all during this film and enjoyed every minute. All of the characters had
their own little quirks that made the stand out. I wish the sequel that they
planned, The Brazilian Job, had gotten out of the development stage.
July 22
The
Incredibles (Directed by Brad
Bird) I think this is my favorite of the Pixar films. How can you not love a
movie about a family of superheroes? Classic Pixar humor told in a very
original and creative story. This is the Pixar film I wish they would make a sequel
for.
July 23
Red
State (Directed by Kevin
Smith) Kevin Smith went in a different direction with Red State compared to
most of his other movies and it was a success. Some would say this is a horror
movie but I disagree. It is more of a thriller with lots of violence. Though
the movie only cost $5 million to make it is still better than a number of big
budget movies that studios are putting out.
July 24
X-Men (Directed by Bryan Singer) After many failed
attempts at making solid comic book movies Marvel started getting it right with
X-Men. The plot of the movie wasn't the best but the characters themselves more
than made up for it. Seeing Wolverine extend his claws for the first time or
seeing Mystique change form instantly made the kid in me scream for joy.
Thirteen years later I still get excited watching the movie.
July 25
Conspiracy
Theory (Directed by Richard
Donner) I hadn't seen this movie in 10 years but it was another movie playing
in the background at my Aunt and Uncles house on Sunday so I decided to record
a later showing of it. Donner and Gibson are back together again in this movie
about a conspiracy theorist who might not be as crazy as some people think.
July 26
X-Men:
First Class (Directed by Matthew
Vaughn) Though there are some continuity errors with the timeline and
characters this is a great origins movie. I originally thought it would be hard
to see new actors playing the roles of Professor X, Magneto and Mystique but I
was mistaken. I cannot wait until next summer when the sequel to this comes out
which combines both X-Men universes together in one film.
Batman:
Gotham Knight (Directed by Yasuhiro
Aoki & Yuichiro Hayashi & Futoshi Higashide & Toshiyuki Kubooka
& Hiroshi Morioka & Jong-Sik Nam & Shoujirou Nishimi) I didn't know
what to expect when I started watching this DC animated feature. Instead of one
single storyline for the film it is broken up in to a number of short stories
with different plots that explain Batman as a whole. The animation was
different for most of the segments which helped mix it up. It wasn't my
favorite of the DC Animated films but it was still miles ahead of Marvels
animated films, and it is already 5 years old.
July 27
The
Wolverine (Directed by James
Mangold) This almost made me completely forget about the Wolverine Origin
movie. It felt a lot more like an X-Men movie that stayed in line with the
universe Bryan Singer helped create. There are some plot holes in the movie but
overall it was what a Wolverine movie should be. It also delivered on a true
post-credit Marvel tease.
Piranha (Directed by Alexandre Aja) Very campy &
cheesy horror flick with lots of skin and a stupid plot. It isn't a good movie
but it sure is a fun one to watch.
X-Men 2 (X2) (Directed by Bryan Singer) Until Iron Man was released that was the
best comic book movie released to date in my opinion. The character development
and storyline were spot on. Bryan Singer knows how to make a comic book movie.
The ending gave us hope for a great second sequel which would introduce the
Phoenix, sadly though Singer wasn't back for that one.
July
28
X-Men: The Last Stand (Directed by Brett
Ratner) This X-Men movie had a different feeling from the previous two in the
series. I think it is because they brought in a new director to take over a big
storyline from the X-Men universe. The movie wasn't horrible but compared to X2
it was a downgrade. Some of the new characters introduced were fun but I felt
they were introduced just to give a one liner more than anything.
Gamer (Directed by Mark Neveldine & Brian
Taylor) This reminds me a little of one of my favorite books, Ready Player One.
Instead of living their own lives people live virtual lives of real people.
Interesting concept but overall the movie felt disconnected and cheesy in
parts.
Red 2 (Directed by Dean Parisot) Great
follow-up to 2010's Red. I was a little worried that it would fail in
comparison to the original which I am a big fan of, I was wrong. Both my dad
and I had a great time watching the movie. The action sequences and comedy
throughout made for a very fun movie going experience.
July
29
Mr. Mom (Directed by Stan Dragoti) I enjoy this
movie every time I watch it but I still don't see why Michael Keaton was so
popular in the early 80's. I just don't think there is anything special about
him at that time. A couple friends suggested I watch a couple other movies from
him so I am going to give it a shot and see if my opinion changes.
July
30
Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox (Directed by Jay
Oliva) In my opinion one of the best from DC Animated. From beginning to end I
was hooked. Great overall storyline and voice acting. I was really happy to see
a Flash led film. I am going to be reading the Flashpooint comic book arc very
soon
July
31
Drinking Buddies (Directed by Joe Swanberg) I was
excited about this movie because it was starring Anna Kendrick, Olivia Wilde
and Ron Livingston. I soon found out that just because it has 3 great actors in
it, doesn't mean it will be a good movie. I was very bored watching this movie.
It was cliché filled and very drawn out.
49 Different
Movies Watched in July. 346 Movies in 212 Days
August
1
Piranha 3DD (Directed by John Gulager) Continuity
errors and a crappy storyline made for a less than stellar sequel. There were
some funny moments but compared to its predecessor it was lacking all around.
August
2
A Band Called Death (Directed by Mark
Christopher Covino & Jeff Howlett) I have wanted to see this documentary
about a punk band from the 1970's about three African American brothers who
live in Detroit. The film followed two of the brothers as they tell their story
from learning to play music in their parents’ house to being re-discovered over
30 years later. One of the brothers passed away over 10 years ago and you can
see to this day that they still miss him, especially now that they are becoming
better known.
Captain America: The First Avenger (Directed by Joe
Johnston) Top quality film from Marvel about Captain America. This was the last
movie that would lead in to The Avengers and it didn't disappoint. The film
follows the origin of Steve Rogers as he goes from puny kid rejected by the
military to the ultimate super soldier. Besides the story being very strong,
the special effects are amazing. Seeing the transformation of Chris Evans is
pure movie magic.
August
3
This is Spinal Tap (Directed by Rob Reiner) My best
friend Sarah suggested I watch this movie in her honor so I gave it a shot. Yes
this was the first time I watched it all the way through. The movie is funny
but I really don't see why so many people love it. I might have to watch it
again to get anything I might have missed.
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (Directed by Don
Scardino) Had this movie come out 5-10 years ago when Carrey and Carell were at
their peak this movie would have done better. The last third of the movie was
really enjoyable but the first two thirds were a bit boring and felt like a lot
of other movies about former stars that don't want to change with the times.
Jim Carrey's character was missing the humor that I grew up on. It felt like he
was going for a bit of Fire Marshall Bill but it fell flat in my opinion.
LEGO Batman: The Movie - DC Super Heroes Unite (Directed by Jon
Burton) This movie was fun but completely predictable. It was predictable
because I played the video game it was based on and beat it, quite proud of
myself for that. Not as good as DC Animated films but for this being my first
Lego animated film it was good.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno (Directed by Kevin
Smith) Another classic Kevin Smith movie about two lifelong friends that have
hit rock bottom and decide to make a porn to pay the bills. Besides Seth Rogen
and Elizabeth Banks brining the funny in this movie, the supporting cast was
just as funny. This is one of my favorite Kevin Smith movies and I never get
tired watching it.
Gung Ho (Directed by Ron Howard) After starting
this Michael Keaton movie around 10 at night I didn’t think I would finish it
before falling asleep. But two hours later I was still awake as the credits
rolled. Even though I still don't see what is so special about Keaton in this
movie it is still a very good movie about a small town car assembly plant taken
over by the Japanese. When their two methods of work clash the entire town is
put in jeopardy. Michael Keaton is put in charge of being the go-between for
both sides but when he runs his mouth he is put in the crosshairs. The scene
with him trying to pack his car and leave as soon as possible was fun to watch.
August
4
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (Directed by Shane
Black) This is one of my Top 10 favorite movies of all time. It is so well
directed, written and acted. If you are a fan of old school detective novels
then you will love this movie. The mystery and character twists feel just like
a detective novel and it is narrated like one too.
Smokin' Aces (Directed by Joe Carnahan) Very fun
action movie told from the viewpoint of multiple characters. The very last
scene of the movie in the hospital with Reynolds giving up on his career to
defend his partners honor is amazing to watch.
Johnny Dangerously (Directed by Amy Heckerling) I
was wrong about Michael Keaton! He was hilarious in this comedy. It reminded me
of an old Mel Brooks film.
The Longest Yard (2005) (Directed by Peter
Segal) This Adam Sandler remake is a lot of fun to watch. The plot is fun, the
characters are fun and so is the comedy. It isn't a movie that everyone will
enjoy but I like the stupid humor it delivers.
Commando (Directed by Mark L. Lester) Cheesy
over the top action film with big death scenes using crazy weapons. But that is
what we came to know Arnold for back in the 80's. Dan Hedaya doesn't make a
very scary bad guy though.
August
5
The Shawshank Redemption (Directed by Frank
Darabont) I don't have a #1 favorite movie of all time because it might change
depending on the mood I am in. But The Shawshank Redemption is easily in my Top
5 movies of all time. I don't know what it is but I start watching it and next
thing I know over two hours have gone by and I have watched a great movie
again. The story, the characters and the music all combine together to create
one of the best movies ever made in my opinion.
Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi (Directed by Richard
Marquand) It is still weird to see Hayden Christensen show up as a spirit at
the end of the movie during a celebration. I know Lucas likes to tweak the
series when he re-releases it but did he really have to add in someone who was
only two when the movie originally came out?
The Truman Show (Directed by Peter Weir) I
remember seeing this movie in theater five times the summer it came out. I
enjoyed it and it just happen to be the only movie playing when I got off work
at the theater and before I got picked up, I didn't have my license yet. It has
been at least five years since I have seen it and watching it now feels
different since the idea of "reality television" is on every single
TV network every day of the week.
August
6
PCU (Directed by Hart Bochner) I LOVE this
movie. I still remember seeing it for the first time on Comedy Central and
laughing all the way through. I always hoped college would be like this, but we
all know it isn't. This movie has provided me with so many quotes to throw out
from time to time and when I do, I find new people that have seen and enjoy the
movie.
August
7
Office Space (Directed by Mike Judge) After being
disappointed by Ron Livingston in Drinking Buddies I decided I needed to watch
one of his better movies. Office Space is also a fun movie to watch when you
want to unwind and not think about much about what you're seeing.
August
9
Beetlejuice (Directed by Tim Burton) This was movie
365 for my challenge this year and I picked it because of the memories I have
of seeing it for the first time 25 years ago. This is one of my favorite Tim
Burton movies.
365 Movies in 221 Days
When I first started this challenge I wasn’t certain if I would
reach 365 by the end of the year, let alone early August. Now that I have
completed my initial challenge I am working towards challenge 2.0 now. My new
goal is to watch 500 total movies by the end of the year.
August
10
Weird Science (Directed by John Hughes) Classic John
Hughes movie. This was the first Hughes movie I have watched this year but it
won't be the last.
I Got Next (Directed by Ian Cofino) This
documentary about a few guys who play Street Fighter in tournaments was not
what I was expecting. I thought it would be more about the culture of video
games and tournaments but it focused only on Street Fighter. Street Fighter was
fun to play back in the 90's and early 00's but it doesn't appeal to me much
anymore.
Cloud Atlas (Directed by Tom Tykwer & Andy
Wachowski & Lana Wachowski) I have been holding off on watching this movie
for months because of mixed reviews from people. I finally watched it and though
I am confused about a few parts I really enjoyed the movie. Besides the
storyline being very interesting the movie was visually stunning and the score
was beautiful to listen to.
August
11
Mars Attacks (Directed by Tim Burton) So many big
name stars in this alien invasion movie from Tim Burton. Too bad all the stars
couldn't make it a good movie. I know it was meant to be cheesy but they could
have at least made it somewhat enjoyable. I still remember seeing this in
theaters with my dad and brother.
Ferris Bueller's Day Off (Directed by John
Hughes) This is probably my favorite John Hughes movie from my childhood.
Looking back now though I wonder why Jeanie was arrested at home for making a
false police report. Shouldn't the cops, already knowing he was sick, have
tried to confirm her story before taking her to the police station? There are a
couple other things I question but that one stuck out most to me. Oh and how
did all the flowers get inside if the front door was locked?
August
12
How High (Directed by Jesse Dylan) Boy I had
forgotten how bad this movie was. Not really sure what I enjoyed about it 12
years ago. The highlight for me had to be the re-emergence of Lisa Turtle from
Saved by the Bell.
August
13
Big Miracle (Directed by Ken Kwapis) This true
story based film was fun to watch. I remember the whale craze of the early 90's
with Free Willy and a whale exhibit at our local history museum. I don't
remember when the events of the film took place but it was cool to see the
archive footage during the credits to show that people around the world did
come together to save a small family of whales.
August
14
The Associate (Directed by Donald Petrie) I don't
know why I enjoy watching this movie because it is stupid and not overly funny.
Having said that if I come across it on TV I usually stop to watch it or I
record it. It is funny to see that back in the 90's they made it seem like all
you needed to create a fake identity was Windows 95 and AOL.
August
15
Starship Troopers (Directed by Paul Verhoeven) I
saw this movie opening night almost 16 years ago and ever since it has been a
guilty pleasure of mine. My dad and I went to the RiffTrax screening of this
film and had a GREAT time. The movie itself is cheesy beyond belief and the acting
by the bugs is more believable than Denise Richards.
August
16
Avatar (Extended Edition) (Directed by James
Cameron) I know people will take shots at this movie but I enjoy it. Visually
it is beautiful and though the story isn't original it is told well. I am not
so sure we need all the sequels they are supposedly planning but the first one
is fun to watch from time to time. That does include the 3 hour extended
version.
Kick-Ass 2 (Directed by Jeff Wadlow) This movie
had some good parts but it had many more bad parts. It felt very inconsistent
and lost its flow from the first film. The high school 'Mean Girls' story line
was very predictable and didn't belong in an action movie.
The Whole Nine Yards (Directed by Jonathan
Lynn) They should have never made a sequel to this comedy, it ruined the fun of
the first one. I like the cast as a whole in this movie and I thought Matthew
Perry did a good job as the neurotic dentist.
August
17
Batman (Directed by Tim Burton) To continue my
now weekly Michael Keaton viewing I went with Tim Burton's Batman. It is
interesting to see the difference between this Batman and Nolan's trilogy.
Burton's Batman focused more on the battle of Batman and The Joker while only
developing a couple supporting characters. Nolan's Batman did a really good job
of developing a lot of the supporting characters. He also found the right actors
to fit the characters.
Epic (Directed by Chris Wedge) There was
nothing special about this mediocre animated film. The characters and voice
actors were just ok. I liked the concept of the story but I also thought it was
lacking in substance. It is a good movie for children but I like my animated
movies to have a bit more depth compared to this.
August
18
Dawn of the Dead (2004) (Directed by Zach
Snyder) Not really the best thing to watch during breakfast after you don't get
much sleep. I am not a big fan of horror movies but this one isn't bad. I like
the actors in it.
The Princess Bride (Directed by Rob Reiner) I don't
know anyone that doesn't like this movie. It is a fun story and full of quotable
moments. I like that the movie is told as if it was a book being read. Now if
Hollywood could figure out a way to make a movie that follows its original
source more closely.
August
20
Caddyshack II (Directed by Allan Arkush) Stupid me
for watching this. I got home late and decided to watch this while I was making
dinner. I had forgotten how bad it was. I will make a mental note to never
watch this movie again.
August
21
The Expendables 2 (Directed by Simon West) There
is never a wrong time to enjoy a movie with lots of explosions and cheesy one
liners. Can The Expendables 3 get released immediately please?
August
22
Bronson (Directed by Nicolas Winding Refn) I don't
get the love people have for this movie. I thought Tom Hardy did great,
especially on stage playing multiple parts. The story however lost me in
multiple parts. I was really looking forward to finally watching this movie
too. Maybe I should revisit it at a later date to see if my opinion of it
changes.
August
23
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black
Pearl
(Directed by Gore Verbinski) Lately I have been playing the Pirates of the
Caribbean Lego game on my PS3 and while playing through the first movie on the
game I realized I didn't remember much about the movie itself. Ten years later
and this movie still holds up. The story and characters are very strong all the
way through. Though the sequels went downhill more and more with each release
this movie can still stand on its own without much trouble at all.
August
24
Coyote Ugly (Directed by David McNally) I forgot
that there is an actual storyline for this movie. I thought it was jsut about
cute girls dancing on bars to the jukebox. Thankfully it isn't much of a storyline
otherwise it would ruin the movie.
Back to the Future Part II (Directed by Robert
Zemeckis) Still fun to watch all these years later. I made sure to take note
that the movie takes place in 2015 and not 2012, 2013 or whenever someone tries
to create a fake meme about the date. I've always wondered if the Sports
Almanac held all the sports scores for the previous century why was it so
small? The print had to be really really tiny to fit it all in.
Tommy Boy (Directed by Peter Segal) I really
think that if he didn't die Chris Farley would still be in Adam Sandler's
movies in place of Kevin James. I like Kevin James a lot but there was always
something about Farley that made it hard not to enjoy whenever he was on the
screen.
Multiplicity (Directed by Harold Ramis) I'd say this
filled my weekly Michael Keaton quota quite well. Keaton delivers four solid
performances all as a different version of himself. I had forgotten about this
movie when I asked about the merits of Michael Keaton. I’m glad some friends
reminded me because it is a very funny movie.
August
25
The Island (Directed by Michael Bay) One of
Michael Bay's better films. The storyline alone had me interested from the
start The action scenes were big budget but not over the top like his
Transformers fight scenes. It also didn't hurt that he cast the lovely and
always stunning Scarlett Johansson.
The Other Guys (Directed by Adam McKay) I have
a problem with stupid humor movies at times because the characters stupidity
leads to the humor and I don't enjoy that; having said that this movie is
hilarious. The pairing of Mark and Will is a great one. Michael Keaton as the
police captain / Bed Bath and Beyond manager was funny too.
A Bug's Life (Directed by John Lasseter & Andrew
Stanton) Early Pixar film that showed you don't have to have all A-list actors
to make a good animated film. I hadn't watched this is probably seven years but
it was still as enjoyable now as it was back then.
August
26
Chronicle (Directed by Josh Trank) As the old
comic book saying goes, "With great power comes great
responsibility." Too bad the main character in this comic book style movie
didn't live by that oath. This was a surprise favorite of mine last year. I
look forward to seeing more from Mr. Trank in the future.
August
27
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Directed by Tom
Shadyac) Who doesn't enjoy early Jim Carrey? I never watched much In Living
Color so this was my main introduction to Carrey and I have been a fan most of
the time since then. His voices and mannerisms are what make this movie great.
August
28
Mean Girls (Directed by Mark Waters) This movie
has been on my DVR for a few months and today was probably not the best day to
watch it. I was bored during most the movie and though I have liked it on
previous viewings I didn't really care for it this time.
August
29
Ice Age (Directed by Carlos Saldanha &
Chris Wedge) Dreamworks has gotten a lot better of the years with their
animated films and this was one of the movies that helped set them on the right
path. They figured out that along with good animation and a strong plot you
need to find the right mix of voices, and they did just that.
August
30
Lethal Weapon (Directed by Richard Donner) What is
with action movies in the 80's taking place right around Christmas? Both Die
Hard and Die Hard 2 followed the Christmas timeline as did Lethal Weapon. Not
your typical buddy cop action movie but a good introduction to the characters
that we would see onscreen three more times.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Directed by Chris
Columbus) Before seeing this movie after it first came out on DVD I had never
read any of the Harry Potter books. Since then I have read all of them two and
for a couple of the books three times through. This was a pretty good adaptation
from book to screen.
Bulletproof Monk (Directed by Paul Hunter) The
plot to this movie is beyond stupid but it turned out to be fun to watch in the
end. I am not sure how the studio was sold on the casting of Chow Yun-Fat &
Seann William Scott in the same movie but they were.
August
31
Toy Story 2 (Directed by John Lasseter & Ash
Brannon & Lee Unkrich) Not as good as the original but it is still better
than any other Pixar sequel to this point. I never saw this movie in theaters.
I didn't actually watch it for the first time until it was released on Blu-Ray
a few years back.
Thor (Directed by Kenneth Branagh) Before
seeing this movie I didn't really know much about the character but Marvel did
a really good job of taking a comic book character and introducing him to the
masses in this film. I am really looking forward to the sequel this fall.
The Dream Team (Directed by Howard Zieff) This was my first
time watching this Michael Keaton film and I really enjoyed it. Four mental
patients are on their own in New York, what can go wrong? Well they might get
suspected of murder. If you haven't seen this movie check it out, it is really
funny.
56 Different
Movies Watched in August. 402 Movies in 243 Days
September
1
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The
Lightning Thief (Directed by Chris Columbus) When I originally saw this
movie I didn't know it was based on a book series. I really liked the movie so
I thought I would give the books a shot. I have now read all of the books in
the series including the spinoff series. If you're a fan of the Harry Potter
movies then you will enjoy this movie. There are some pretty good cameos in it
too.
The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie:
Strange Brew (Directed by Rick Moranis & Dave Thomas) I remember
watching this as a kid with my dad and finding it hilarious. Now all these
years later it is still funny but not as hilarious as I remember it as a kid..
This was my first and only experience with Bob & Doug McKenzie. One big
thing I can't believe about this movie is it is rated PG even when it is all
about beer and takes place for a majority at a beer factory.
Robin Hood: Men in Tights (Directed by
Mel Brooks) Blazing Saddles was long before my time but I like to think that
this and Spaceballs are the Blazing Saddles of my generation if that makes
sense. Mel Brooks is a genius and I really wish he was still directing movies
even at age 87.
September
2
The Mummy (Directed by Stephen Sommers)
Fun action movie with a good cast and visuals. The sequels were not as good as
the first in the series and the last one was horrible after recasting the main
character. This movie has held up pretty well over the years.
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (Directed
by Edgar Wright) I know this movie didn't do great in theaters but it is still
a favorite of mine. The special effects and visuals throughout the movie helped
to tell a fun yet awkward story. The one problem I have with this movie is
there wasn't enough Anna Kendrick. #KendrickCrush
The Perfect Game (Directed by William
Dear) I have mentioned before that I am a fan of sport movies especially ones
that are based on a true story. Until I came across it on Netflix I had never
heard of this movie about a little league team from Mexico in the late 1950's
that came to the United States to compete in the Little League World Series. I
do not know why I had never heard of this movie. This could have easily been a
Disney movie. Even though it wasn't from Disney, it was still a very good movie
that I have already suggested to a friend.
September
3
Contagion (Directed by Steven
Soderbergh) It took all of five minutes for this movie to freak me out beyond
belief. I contemplated turning it off but stuck with it. Overall it was a
pretty good movie. The story while scary was intriguing and all of the
characters played their roles well. What scared me most was how easy this could
happen in real life.
September
4
Madagascar (Directed by Eric Darnell
& Tom McGrath) Another fun animated movie from Dreamworks. Like with Ice
Age they found a simple story that was fun to follow and a good cast of
characters to voice the different animals. It is easy to see how they got so
many sequels out of this series.
September
6
The Blind Side (Directed by John Lee
Hancock) After watching the Broncos dismantle Michael Oher and the Ravens I
decided to watch this movie again because it is one of my favorite sports
related movies in recent years. It is still a lot of fun to watch the Michael
Oher and the Tuohy's grow in to one united family. I was very happy when Sandra
Bullock won her Oscar for this movie.
Ice Age: The Meltdown (Directed by
Carlos Saldanha) Fun sequel to the Ice Age franchise. The introduction of new
characters was nice but it felt like some parts ran on just so they could fill
time.
300 (Directed by Zach Snyder) From
start to finish this movie is amazing in all aspects. The storyline sucks you
in as you begin to feel like one of the warriors defending your land. The
scenery is also beautiful to look at. Snyder knew what he was doing when he
brought this movie together.
September
7
Fast Times at Ridgemont High (Directed by
Amy Heckerling) This was the first time I ever saw this movie from beginning to
end, I had only seen it in pieces previously. The story as a whole was good but
what really stuck out to me was how different some things are now compared to
back then. I mean hell, concert tickets were really cheap back then even when
being scalped.
Bait (Directed by Antoine Fuqua) This
movie is stupid but still enjoyable to watch because of Jamie Foxx and his
comedy. It is funny how this movie doesn't feel that old but GPS tracking
technology is completely different and easier now compared to when this movie
came out.
September
8
The Great Outdoors (Directed by Howard
Deutch) This use to be one of my favorites growing up. Dan Aykroyd and John
Candy did a great job playing off one another. 25 years later the movie holds
up pretty good in my opinion.
September
10
Shrek (Directed by Andrew Adamson &
Vicky Jenson) I love this animated film. It does a great job of mixing child
and adult humor throughout while not going overboard. There are so many great
one liners in the movie and the story is enjoyable too.
September
11
Project X (Directed by Nima Nourizadeh)
This movie is bad and shows what is wrong with the youth of America today. I
was not popular enough to get invited to a lot of high school parties growing
up but I am pretty sure none of them turned out like this. The only thing I
like about this movie is the soundtrack. One thing that really sucks is I
actually own this movie.
September
12
Invincible (Directed by Ericson Core) Hmmm
a sports movie based on a true story? You know I am already sold on it. Who
doesn't like a story about a normal guy who defies the odds and makes something
of himself? The lead and supporting cast of this movie help bring the characters
to life.
September
13
Armageddon (Extended Edition) (Directed
by Michael Bay) Over the top Michael Bay with cheesy romantic storyline and a
memorable song makes for a fun action flick. I think the supporting cast is better
than Bruce and Ben. It also makes me miss Michael Clarke Duncan even more. He
was always so much fun to watch.
Chicken Little (Directed by Mark Dindal)
Fun but forgotten animated film. The story is nothing too special but I enjoyed
the animation and voice actors. It did have some funny one liners tossed in as
well.
Night Shift (Directed by Ron Howard) If
I haven't said it before I will now, I withdraw my Michael Keaton popularity
question that I posed a couple months ago. Though he wasn't the main star of
this comedy about morgue attendants that become pimps, his character was
hilarious pretty much every moment he is on screen.
September
14
Leathal Weapon 2 (Directed by Richard
Donner) Diplomatic Immunity doesn't mean shit when you cross Riggs and
Murtaugh. This Richard Donner sequel was full of action right from the start.
The addition of Joe Pesci was a nice touch to add a little more comedy.
Blackfish (Directed by Gabriela Cowperthwaite) After watching this
documentary I don't know if I ever want to go or could go to Sea World. This
film contains a lot of interviews with former trainers and archive footage from
park visitors. I originally thought this was going to be about how the killer
whales are treated at Seas World but I was wrong. The film mainly focuses on a
specific mall killer whale Tilikum that over the years has killed three people
but still performs on a daily basis down in Florida.
September
16
Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (Directed by Eric
Darnell & Tom McGrath) This is my favorite movie in the Madagascar series.
The characters and voice actors help carry the movie along at a good pace. It
also makes me laugh the most.
September
18
24: Redemption (Directed by Jon Cassar) To this
day 24 is still one of my favorite shows of all time. This TV movie helped fill
the gap between seasons when the writers strike shut down production. I cannot
wait for the new mini season to start next spring.
September
19
Yellowbrickroad (Directed by Jesse Holland &
Andy Mitton) This movie was recommended to me by my girlfriend and while it
wasn't the best movie visually it was still a good movie because of how each of
the characters broke down in their own way while lost. SPOILER ALERT: Neither The Wizard or Elton John make an
appearance.
September
20
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Directed by Carlos
Saldanha & Mike Thurmeier) My least favorite of the Ice Age series. This
movie felt like they just made a sequel to make keep the series alive. It
didn't feel as fun or creative as the first two movies in the series.
September
21
The Bling Ring (Directed by Sofia Coppola) This
movie annoys me to a new level. The movie itself isn't the problem but the
characters and the plot does. This movie is based on the real life Bling Ring
from a few years ago when a much of stupid high school students decided to rob
from celebrities. Though most the parents of the kids aren't in the movie that
much I put a lot of blame on them for what their kids did. Leslie Mann’s role
as one of the parents was especially disturbing.
The Croods (Directed by Kirk De Micco & Chris
Sanders) One of the best animated movies I have seen in a long time. The story
was fun and the animation itself was really well done. The best part of the
movie though has to be the actors voicing all the characters. Nic Cage was the
perfect choice for the father role and the rest of the cast down to Clark Duke,
who I am not a huge fan of, helped bring their characters to life.
September
25
The Book of Manning (Directed by Rory
Karpf) When Peyton Manning first came to Denver last year I wasn't as excited
as the majority of Colorado because I wasn't a big fan of him and I thought he
was a bit of a showoff. Fast forward 18 months and through his actions on and
off the field I have grown to like him. After watching this documentary by Rory
Karpf, who is a great director and comedian, I wish I knew the Manning family
personally because they are amazing. I had heard of Archie Manning before but I
didn't know much about him otherwise. I can't even dislike Eli Manning anymore
after watching this. If you have a chance to check this out do so.
September
27
Knucklehead (Directed by Michael W. Watkins) I will
admit I was only paying half attention to this movie when I watched it. I was
doing stuff around the house and just wanted something on in the background.
What I did see of it I enjoyed, mainly because I have been a fan of Paul Wight
since his days back in WCW and now WWE.
September
28
The Five-Year Engagement (Directed by Nicholas
Stoller) I don't usually like romantic comedies but this movie is a lot of fun.
Segel and Blunt play well off one another and Pratt is hilarious every time he
is on the screen. The final proposal scene is my favorite part of the movie but
it doesn't take away from all the enjoyable scenes throughout the film.
The Heat (Directed by Paul Feig) This movie made me
laugh, it did take until 90 minutes in to laugh but I laughed nonetheless. I
like Sandra Bullock but I don't get the love everyone has for Melissa McCarthy.
Her characters always seem to be the same kind and it isn't very funny. The
movie itself wasn't bad but like I said, it only made me laugh once.
September
30
Night at the Museum (Directed by Shawn
Levy) This is one of my favorite Ben Stiller movies. It has a creative
storyline about how everything comes alive in the museum at night. The subplot
about a few guys trying to steal the source of the power was okay but I would
have enjoyed seeing a few hours of them focusing on the different museum
sections coming to life. Ben Stiller does have some cheesy moments but it works
in this film.
Lethal Weapon 3 (Directed by Richard Donner) My
Lethal Weapon watching has come to an end. While part 3 is my least favorite of
the series it is still a fun movie. The comedy and action were there but the
main storyline was a bit boring for the Lethal Weapon series.
The Girl Next Door (Directed by Luke Greenfield) No
matter what people say about Kim Bauer's character on 24, I still had a major
crush on Elisha Cuthbert back when this movie came out. I laugh every time I
watch this movie but not because of Elisha or leading man Emile Hirsch, The
funny comes from the supporting cast mainly Chris Marquette and Timothy
Olyphant.
35 Different
Movies Watched in September. 437 Movies in 273 Days
October
1
The Purge (Directed by James DeMonaco) I started
watching this with my girlfriend one night but we had to stop because the movie
is very disturbing. I decided to finish watching it a few days later and I have
to say the second half is just as disturbing. I am not sure if so many people
liked this movie because they know it will never happen but during the opening
credits as they are showing security camera footage I got a bad feeling in my
stomach as soon as I saw Westminster Colorado show up as one of the videos.
That clip hit a little too close to home for me.
October
2
Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (Directed by Shawn
Levy) This sequel is not nearly as fun as the original. A lot of the jokes are
similar to the original. I like the history facts discussed throughout it but
it doesn't make up for overall lame storyline. Also, Amy Adams looks nothing
like 9News traffic reporter Amelia Earhart. I'm pretty sure only Colorado
residents will understand that comment.
October
5
Executive Decision (Directed by Stuart Baird) This
is another movie that I remember watching with my dad numerous times while I
was growing up. I was not a big fan of it early on but I grew to enjoy this
terrorist hijack film more and more as I watched it with my dad. The movie
features a pretty good list of Hollywood stars that were just coming up the
ranks when this film was released.
30 Little Big Men (Directed by Al Szymanski) This
ESPN 30 for 30 documentary has been sitting in my Netflix queue for months now
and I finally came across it again and decided to watch it. I was a newborn
when the events featured in this film so I don't remember any of it. It is a
very interesting look at a Little League team from Washington that shocked the
Baseball world with their upset victory in the World Series. The film also
looks at how fame can put pressure on a star athlete to perform even better
while also making them a target for unwanted comments and threats.
October
6
The Birth of Big Air (Directed by Jeff
Tremaine) If you're a fan of the X-Games then you know who Mat Hoffman is. This
ESPN documentary looks at how Mat grew from a kid in Oklahoma to one of the
greatest extreme sports stars in history. I really liked that Jeff Tremaine the
director of the Jackass movies directed this film as he and Mat are friends in
real life.
October
10
Monsters University (Directed by Dan
Scanlon) I didn't have high hopes for this movie but in the end it surprised me
as I enjoyed it. Yes some of it was cheesy and not well thought out but overall
I liked the story and the animation was of true Pixar quality. Goodman and
Crystal are great as the leads.
October
11
The Campaign (Directed by Jay Roach) Will Ferrell
punches a baby and a dog and I still wanted him to win the election. This movie
is pretty stupid mainly with Zach Galifianakis' part but that is because I am
not a big fan of his. Ferrell brings the funny though and he brings it BIG
time. This reminded me of his George Bush skits on SNL back in the day.
Gravity (Directed by Alfonso Cuarón) Angie and
I saw this is IMAX 3D and I have to say it is one of the most beautiful movies
I have ever seen. The ever changing scenery in space as they circle the moon is
just mesmerizing. Yes there are inconsistencies of what would actually happen
in space but that doesn't matter to me because it is a movie. This film reminds
me of Tom Hanks' Cast Away but in space. I highly recommend it.
Swordfish (Directed by Dominic Sena) Hacker
movies are funny to watch because Hollywood loves to play up how easy it is for
someone to hack a high security website. Having said that, I enjoyed the plot
of this movie and all of the characters. Travolta makes a great villain that is
so easy to hate.
October
12
40 Minutes of Hell (Directed by Kenan Harris-Holley)
This ESPN Documentary about former Arkansas Basketball coach was very
interesting to watch. I knew that he was a successful basketball coach but I
also remembered the controversy after he left Arkansas a decade ago. Learning
about his family life and early coaching career shed a new light on Richardson.
Bill Clinton is featured numerous times throughout the film as he is a big
Arkansas fan and a friend of Richardson.
King Ralph (Directed by David S. Ward) I use to
watch this as a kid and really enjoy it. Fast forward 20 years and I still get
a kick out of it. John Goodman is hilarious as the Vegas singer turned King of
England. I think the reason I like this movie so much is because of Goodman. It
is hard not to enjoy a movie he is in.
After Earth (Directed by M. Night Shyamalan) What
in the world did I just watch? I was afraid to watch this movie because of all
the bad things I heard about it. Well, they were wrong. The movie is worse than
you have heard. The dialogue and storyline is hard to follow and did every
member of the main family have to have a different accent or was that just
another screw-up by Shyamalan? This is the new frontrunner for worst movie of
my challenge.
October
16
No Mas (Directed by Eric Drath) Having been
born in 1982 I missed both of the Sugar Ray Leonard and Roberto Duran fights
which included Duran giving up mid-fight during their rematch. This wasn't my
favorite ESPN 30 for 30 documentary but it was still very interesting to see
all the trash talking that led up to the fights and all the media scrutiny that
followed Duran giving up.
October
17
Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain (Directed by Leslie
Small & Tim Story) I am over Kevin Hart. It took almost 20 minutes in this
comedy special for him to tell a joke and it wasn't funny. I don't get why
people like him so much. My dad is a big fan of his but I just don't get it.
October
18
Ted (Directed by Seth MacFarlane) This
movie was funnier the first time I saw it after it originally came out. MacFarlane
isn't very funny to me in general and during this viewing I realized what I
originally thought was hilarious was very childish now.
Grown Ups 2 (Directed by Dennis Dugan) I didn't
like the first 35 minutes or so but after that I actually enjoyed the movie.
Not the best thing out there but it was still something fun to watch. One thing
I will say about Adam Sandler is that he never forgets about his friends. This
movie was filled with appearances by friends from his past movies and Saturday
Night Live days.
Machete Kills (Directed by Robert Rodriguez) This
sequel based on Rodriguez's fake trailer turned movie is full of over the top
kills and celebrity cameos. The movie gets a little confusing at one point but
then someone is killed in a not quite possible way to bring everything back
together.
October
19
Mannequin (Directed by Michael Gottlieb) I can't
believe this was a movie back in the 80's and it actually spawned a sequel too.
I am not sure what else can be said besides "Please Hollywood do not
remake this piece of garbage!"
Miracle (Directed by Gavin O'Connor) I still
get chills down my spine whenever I hear the "Do you believe in
miracles" line from the 1980 Winter Olympics. This Disney film looking
back at what led up to the Semi-Final game against the Soviet Union is so well
done that it might be my favorite true sports movie ever. The casting was
perfect in bringing to life the characters that went from being a bunch of kids
on different college teams to being a team themselves representing the United States
of America.
Career Opportunities (Directed by Bryan
Gordon) I worked for Target for eight and a half years from High School all the
way through college, this movie was the reason why. Okay my Target origin story
didn't really come about because of this 1991 movie, it just sounded funny. I
don't know what it is about this movie but I like it. The story and the
characters besides Jennifer Connelly aren't anything special but this movie is
still enjoyable to me. I think it is because I did work at Target for so long
and I realize that though this movie is 20 years old not a lot has changed for
the company. The signage is still the same and the general store decor is the
same. One thing that was a bit over the top was how messy the store is after
closing. I worked overnight many times while working for Target and even during
Christmas there was not as much trash on the floors as in the movie, yes I am
nitpicking now.
October
21
The Pacifier (Directed by Adam Shankman) I don't
care what others say but I really enjoy this movie. No it isn't a great story nor
does it include amazing acting. It is just a fun movie that makes me laugh from
beginning to end.
October
22
Friday the 13th (2009) (Directed by Marcus
Nispel) This has to be one of the worst remakes I have ever seen. It was not
scary at all and the plot in general was boring. Hollywood really needs to get
over this PG-13 BS when it comes to scary movies.
October
23
Big Shot (Directed by Kevin Connolly) I really
enjoyed this ESPN 30 for 30 documentary about John Spano and the scam he pulled
on the NHL that led to him being in control of the New York Islanders. I had
wondered why major league sports take so long to approve a new owner for a team
and this movie shows the reason why. To think that what truly brought Spano
down in the end was him sending a fax from his banker from his own personal fax
machine. I'm sorry Islander fans that you went through all this, but on the
bright side you did get rid of that horrible cartoon-like fisherman logo finally.
October
25
The Way Way Back (Directed by Nat Faxon & Jim
Rash) I watched this based on a recommendation from my friend Lexi and I have
to say I really enjoyed it. It was a very good story that reminded me a bit of
Perks of Being a Wallflower that I watched earlier this year. If you are
thinking this will be a comedy based on the cast I'm sorry to say you will be
disappointed.
The Conjouring (Directed by James Wan) It is a well
known fact that I do not like scary movies and though I agreed to watch this
with my girlfriend I was still scared. For the first half I was psyching myself
out and my girlfriend had to ask me multiple times if I was okay and if I
wanted to turn it off. I resisted the offer of turning it off and stuck with
it. By the end of the film I found myself enjoying the movie and was glad to
finish it.
October
26
The Dotted Line (Directed by Morgan Spurlock) I
was really hoping for more from this ESPN 30 for 30 about sports agents. The
biggest problem I had with it was that the main agent being followed around was
not high profile in the least. I did not recognize any of the names he was
representing. I like Morgan's other documentaries but I thought this one was
not up to his standards.
R.I.P.D. (Directed by Robert Schwentke) If you
thought the movie looked bad based on the previews you were dead on! 20 minutes
in to this movie my dad and I both agreed there is no way that there should be
a sequel for this really bad Men in Black rip-off. Take my word for it and
avoid this movie. I don't know who I liked less whether it was Jeff Bridges or
Ryan Reynolds.
October
28
Turbo (Directed by David Soren) Dreamworks
has been on the rise for the last few years so hopefully this turd of a movie
doesn't hurt them. I know animated movies are supposed to be imaginative and
out of this world but how did this make it past the idea stage. Besides the
plot the voice acting wasn't up to par either.
October
29
Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted (Directed by Eric
Darnell & Tom McGrath & Conrad Vernon) After Turbo I decided to watch a
Dreamworks movie that I did enjoy. One thing I like about all the Madagascar
films is they all follow a single sub-plot but the main plot is always
different and fun.
October
30
This is What They Want (Directed by Brian
Koppelman & David Levien) Growing up I liked watching Tennis from time to
time. The big names when I was growing up were Agassi and Sampras. One pro that
I always heard about was Jimmy Connors. This 30 for 30 about Connors historic
U.S. Open run at the age of 38 was very interesting. I think it would have been
very cool to be in the stands to watch Connors come from behind to win a number
of his matches.
30 Different
Movies Watched in October. 467 Movies in 304 Days
November
1
Ass Backwards (Directed by Chris Nelson) This movie
was so hard to finish. I watched it after hearing about it on a few podcasts
and was looking forward to it. But, right from the start I was not enjoying it.
It didn't make me laugh and the plot itself was very dull.
November
2
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa (Directed by Jeff
Tremaine) I am fairly certain I have watched almost everything to do with
Jackass. I go back as far as the MTV show and even watched all the CKY Videos
in college. The one bit that I was never a huge fan of was Bad Grandpa. All
that changed after watching this movie. Knoxville, Jonze and Tremaine found a
way to take a 30 second bit and turn it in to a 90 minute movie that while
funny also told a good story. Bad Grandpa would not be as enjoyable as it was
without Jackson Nicoll who played the role of Billy, the Bad Grandson. The solo
scenes of Jackson talking to complete strangers and staying in character were
some of my favorites.
What Happens in Vegas (Directed by Tom
Vaughn) This is a stupid movie and I don't like Kutcher or Diaz much but I like
this movie because of Rob Corddry and Dennis Farina. Their timing and
one-liners are what make the movie one that I can tolerate. Lake Bell also has
some funny moments sprinkled throughout.
November
3
The Internship (Directed by Shawn Levy) I
barely made it through the first half of this movie. The second half did
provide me with some laughs but overall this movie was not good. Coming from a
Google fanboy they didn't have to do this. Vaughn and Wilson should have stuck
with Wedding Crashers as their team-up movie. Their humor feels dated in this
movie.
Four Days in October (Directed by Gary
Waksman) With the Red Sox winning their third World Series in 9 years I figured
it was time to watch this ESPN 30 for 30 about the 2004 ALCS when the Red Sox
came back from down 3 games to none to beat the Yankees in 7 games. As long as
you aren't a diehard Yankees fan this documentary is a lot of fun to watch. It
is so easy to feel the excitement during Games 4 through 7.
Resident Evil: Retribution (Directed by Paul
W.S. Anderson) What makes each Resident Evil movie stand out from one another?
I am pretty sure it is the subtitle because storyline wise I can't tell a
difference at all.
November
4
The Kings of Summer (Directed by Jordan
Vogt-Roberts) The only press I saw for this movie was as pre-show entertainment
at AMC Theaters. That was enough to get me to watch this movie and I am glad I
did. It was a fun little movie about friends that are tired of their home life
and want to venture out on their own. It is simple movies like this without
lots of special effects that make me really enjoy my movie challenge this year.
November
6
Under Siege (Directed by Andrew Davis) I remember
that this was the first Steven Seagal movie I ever saw. All these years later
there is nothing especially memorable about his movies but some are fun to sit
back and watch, this is one of those. Ridiculous plot and characters make for
an okay movie to have on in the background.
November
7
Anaconda (Directed by Luis Llosa) Jon Voight is
the man in this movie. I would gladly sit through two hours of just him and how
he got to where he did in Anaconda. Other than that, this movie isn't very
good.
November
8
Jackass 2 (Directed by Jeff Tremaine) I realized
earlier this week that this was the only Jackass film I had not yet watched
this year. Like the other Jackass movies there are some stunts that are a bit
uncomfortable to watch but then there are others that you want to watch over
and over again. The last bit where the pranker was actually pranked might be
one of the best in Jackass history.
Exit Wounds (Directed by Andrzej Bartkowiak) Steven
Seagal meets Tom Arnold and DMX in this bad and cheesy action movie.
Predictable from the get go but I do remember buying this soundtrack and
enjoying it when it first came out.
November
9
Thor: The Dark World (Directed by Alan
Taylor) Marvel delivers another solid comic book movie. A lot more action
compared to the first Thor movie but also more character development. Like Iron
Man 3 it does a good job of explaining what hapopened after New York in
Avengers. I know Thor will be in the next Avengers movie but I hope there is a
third solo movie because the ending of this movie allows for a number of
possibilities.
Eight Legged Freaks (Directed by Ellory
Elkayem) What did I just watch? I recorded this as part of AMC's Fear Fest and
there was nothing to fear at all. Very very cheesy plot and acting to match
make this one movie I regret watching. The only highlights of the movie were seeing
Scarlett Johansson and Kari Wuhrer on-screen.
Total Recall (2012) (Directed by Len
Wiseman) Though I like the original better, I still enjoyed this remake. I like
Colin Farrell as well as his two love interests in the movie. I liked that they
decided to remake this movie using the content from the book and not a straight
remake from the Arnold classic.
November
10
Outbreak (Directed by Wolfgang Petersen) Not
sure why I decided to watch this movie but I woke up and as soon as I saw it in
my DVR I knew it was the one to watch. This movie is filled with a great cast of
characters. What makes it different from other movies filled with big name
actors is, it doesn't suck. It has a good plot along the lines of Contagion in
which it is very plausible and thus very scary to think it could happen.
Straight Outta L.A. (Directed by Ice
Cube) Growing up in Denver I've always been a Denver Broncos fan. In turn I
have also despised the L.A/Oakland Raiders and Al Davis. This ESPN 30 for 30
was interesting because while I can't stand the Raiders I was very interested
to learn about their influence on west coast rap in the late 80's. I also
didn't know where the term 'Gangster Rap' came from until seeing this.
November
12
2 Guns (Directed by Baltasar Kormákur) I
enjoyed this Mark Wahlberg and Denzel Washington team-up movie. It had a fun
plot with some good action. It was also very cool to see Edward James Olmos
again. It had been a few years since I saw him in a movie.
Last Vegas (Directed by Jon Turteltaub) Saw this
with my parents and while it wasn't amazing or a new classic it was still
enjoyable. I was really excited to see Kevin Kline and Morgan Freeman on
screen. I wish I could find out how much it cost to coat Michael Douglas in
makeup because it sure looked like a lot.
November
13
Speed Racer (Directed by Andy Wachowski & Lana
Wachowski) Why did it take me so long to watch this movie? From the opening
scenes this movie had me sucked in and I was a bit bummed when it was finally
over. The story was interesting but the visuals are what really had me hooked.
The Wachowski's proved yet again that they know what they are doing when it
comes to movies.
November
14
Elysium (Directed by Neill Blomkamp) This was
not the follow-up to District 9 I was hoping for from Blomkamp. District 9 was
a cool movie with a good message. This movie on the other hand was not. Matt
Damon was solid in it but the story as well as most his co-stars were lacking.
I'm not really sure what has happened to Jodie Foster but I didn't feel any
emotion towards her character except boredom.
Taken 2 (Directed by Olivier Megaton) I knew
this movie was going to be bad but it was on my DVR and I have a hard time
deleting stuff that I haven't watched. The only thing I can say about this
movie is I would never want to travel with Liam Neeson's character. He just
invited danger it seems and unbelievable action too.
November
15
Lockout (2012) (Directed by James Mather &
Stephen St. Leger) Not sure how I ended up watching two movies in a row where
Maggie Grace was in danger but I did. This movie was almost as hard to watch as
Taken 2 was. I think I have an idea what the producers and directors were going
for but it didn't happen in the end. This movie has the worst and most unbelievable
re-entry from space scene I have ever seen. If that wasn't bad enough the last
5 minutes of the movie wraps up the sub-plot of the movie with maybe 5 lines of
dialogue and lots of cut scenes.
Big (Directed by Penny Marshall) This is
another favorite from my childhood that I always enjoy watching. I don't know
anyone that doesn't enjoy this Tom Hanks film. Whether it is the giant piano
scene or jumping on a trampoline in your living room this movie shows the fun
things kids want to do but their parents don't usually allow them to do.
November
16
The World's End (Directed by Edgar Wright) I was
really looking forward to this movie because of how much I enjoyed the first
two movies in the trilogy, Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz. Sadly I was
disappointed with how this movie turned out. It was a cool concept but it never
seemed to fully come together and the ending made no sense at all.
Cliffhanger (Directed by Renny Harlin) I felt like
watching a cheesy action movie while cleaning house and I picked this one. The
sad part is I didn't get a lot of cleaning done because I kept stopping to
watch Sly climb cliffs while kicking ass and taking names.
Jedi Junkies (Directed by Mark Edlitz) The one thing
that I remember most about this documentary about Star Wars fans was Olivia
Munn offering a guy the chance to feel her boobs since she thinks he's never
come close to doing so. This wasn't the best documentary I have ever seen but
it also wasn't the worst. I had no clue how many different fan films for Star
Wars were out there.
November
17
Nitro Circus: The Movie (Directed by Gregg
Godfrey & Jeremy Rawle) This was a fun movie to watch. It reminded me of
X-Games meets Jackass. The stunts pulled in this movie are crazy and the crew
is pretty enjoyable to listen to as well. Some of them were funnier than others
but it was still a lot of fun to watch. The interview clips from X Games
athletes and Hollywood stars were a nice addition to the movie.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (Directed by Jay
Roach) When my brother and I were growing up this was one of his favorite
movies. He watched it so many times I am pretty sure he could recite the movie
verbatim without any trouble. It has been at least 7 years since I last watched
it and I still found myself laughing throughout. Some of the jokes feel dated
and aren't as funny but overall it is still an enjoyable movie.
November
18
What Women Want (Directed by Nancy Meyers) I
remember liking this movie when it first came out but now I just find it boring
and very cliché. Even the one-liners I previously laughed at didn't do anything
for me.
November
20
The Beaver (Directed by Jodie Foster) Just last
week I referenced this movie in a joke to a friend and they told me that they
really liked this movie. Having never watched it I decided to give it a shot
and I now realize I was completely wrong in my previous comments about this
movie. This is a very good movie that shows the effects that mental illness
have on people and also how it is handled differently by people. The casting
was very strong and I especially enjoyed Anton Yelchin's performance. He and
fellow co-star Jennifer Lawrence are two of my favorite young actors in
Hollywood.
November
21
Clerks II (Directed by Kevin Smith) I love this
movie. Like other Kevin Smith creations it has little moments that make you
laugh but at the same time make you yell at yourself for laughing at something
so inappropriate. My introduction to Kevin Smith was Clerks and it was nice to
see the old characters back on screen.
Bernie and Ernie (Directed by Jason Hehir) This
was an interesting ESPN 30 for 30 special about former Tennessee Volunteer
teammates and later NBA stars Bernard King & Ernie Grunfeld. I knew nothing
about these two guys before watching this documentary but it was very
interesting to see how two people from the completely opposite side of the
tracks became great teammates on the court and lifelong friends off the court.
November
22
The Green Lantern (Directed by Martin Campbell) I
picked this as movie 500 for the year because it reminds me of my grandmother.
She passed away two and a half years ago and on that day I was at a loss of
what to do. My mom told me to go see a movie because she said my grandma knew
seeing movies made me happy and she would want me happy. So that day I decided
to see The Green Lantern that just opened that day. The movie is not very good
but that doesn't matter because it will always remind me of her and that puts a
smile on my face.
November
23
Back to the Future Part III (Directed by Robert
Zemeckis) Growing up I really enjoyed Back to the Future Part I & II. Also,
while growing up I tried to forget about Back to the Future III. This movie
felt like it was put together following a night of drinking while watching a
really cheesy western on TV.
The Terminal (Directed by Steven Spielberg) I forgot
this was a Steven Spielberg movie, for some reason I always thought it was from
Robert Zemeckis. It isn't the best Spielberg has delivered but I still really
enjoy this movie. I think that is because Tom Hanks is a great actor and even
he can make a guy trapped in an airport for months exciting.
Batman Returns (Directed by Tim Burton) I had
forgotten how dark and weird this movie was, it is Tim Burton at his best. If
you took out Batman as the hero of this movie it would still be very enjoyable
because all the other characters have their own personalities that could help
carry the movie.
November
24
The Breakfast Club (John Hughes) Yet another John
Hughes classic. It is funny how 25+ years later the characters in this movie
can still be found in students today. I will have to say that I wish I had as
much fun in detention as they did.
November
26
Con Air (Simon West) I have wanted to watch
this movie for the last couple months but was unable to find my old DVD copy,
thankfully it was showing on Encore during a free preview weekend. This is a
very cheesy movie, like Nic Cage's accent. The reason I like it though is for
all the stars in it. A friend said it was the 'Expendables of Prison Escapes'
and I'd have to agree.
The Hunger Games (Gary Ross) I really liked the
book series and I remember being excited to see this when it first came out,
only to be disappointed. I know it is difficult to do a direct adaptation but
they changed a lot of stuff that in my opinion is vital to the entire series of
movies.
November
27
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (Francis
Lawrence) This was so much better than the first Hunger Games movie. They stuck
to the book more & didn't do anything to change the continuity of the
series. Visually it was great to look at too.
Robocop (Paul Verhoeven) Thank you Encore for
your Free Preview week so I could watch this movie again for the first time in
15 years. The special effects are not special at all but it is an enjoyable
movie
November
28
Cast Away (Robert Zemeckis) This was the first
movie as part of my Tom Hanks Thanksgiving Day Marathon. I am almost certain I
would not last 4 months, let alone 4 years, on an island all by myself. Hell, I
am not sure I would survive the plane crash the led to me being stranded on the
island. There were two things that really bugged me about this movie. First,
who in their right mind plans a welcome home party for someone stranded on an
island and goes with a seafood theme? Second, what kind of accent was Helen
Hunt going for, because it was awful.
The Burbs (Joe Dante) The second movie in my Tom Hanks
marathon is a fun look and living in the suburbs and the crazy neighbors will
have come across at least once. The movie did have predictable twists sprinkled
throughout but it was still enjoyable to watch.
The Green Mile (Frank Darabont) I had forgotten
how long this movie was. Coming in at just over 3 hours I have to admit it
didn't feel that long. The movie flows pretty well throughout and there were
any noticeable lulls that I was bored during. Michael Clarke Duncan was just
amazing as John Coffey. It is still hard to believe that he is no longer with
us.
Bachelor Party (Neal Israel) When I watched
Clerks II last week they referenced this movie so when I decided to do my
marathon I had to include it. I didn't recognize any of Tom Hanks' buddies in
the movie. Maybe they were popular back in the early 80's but they haven't had
long careers like Mr. Hanks.
Catch Me If You Can (Steven
Spielberg) This is one of my all-time favorite Tom Hanks movies. From beginning
to end it is fun. There are a number of cameos throughout the movie that add to
the fun. Tom Hanks and Leonardo DiCaprio play well off one another and I would
not be against seeing another movie with them together in the future.
Toy Story 3 (Lee Unkrich) It might have taken 11
years to get Toy Story 3 released but it didn't lose any of its heart over the
years. This is right up there with the first Toy Story for me. The story,
characters and animation are all on point. I do hope that they decide not to go
forward with a Toy Story 4 because this was a great way to close out the
series.
Forrest Gump (Robert Zemeckis) This was movie seven
in my Tom Hanks Marathon and when I started it at 8:15 at night I wasn't sure I
was going to be able to finish it before falling asleep. I stayed awake though
and got though another very good Tom Hanks film. I had forgotten all the
historical topics covered in the movie beginning with Elvis.
November
29
Rush Hour (Brett Ratner) Boy Chris Tucker really
fell off the map. After his run of Rush Hour movies he pretty much disappeared
until I saw him in Silver Linings Playbook last year. I like the comedy and
action in this film. Chris & Jackie play well off one another, hence the
two sequels that followed this movie.
Free Willy (Simon Wincer) Childhood favorite that
after re-watching talks about a lot of the same stuff that the documentary Blackfish
talked about earlier this year. I mainly wanted to watch it because I hadn't
seen it in probably 15 years and the leap by Willy at the end still leaves me
in awe.
Blade (Stephen Norrington) Another awesome
movie from the Encore free preview. I've never read the comics but Wesley
Snipes is great as Blade and the story while not totally original was very good
mixed with great action. I need to find my copy of Blade 2 to watch, but I will
be skipping Blade Trinity as it is a horrible addition to the series.
November
30
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story (Rob Cohen) I
remember the day I saw this movie with my dad and my brother. My dad took us to
the $1 movie theater in Thornton and we were the only ones to see it. My
brother and I were excited to see this movie because we were really in to
martial arts films. To this day I think this is a very good movie that looks
back on the life of a great man.
RoboCop 2 (Irvin Kershner) While not as good as
the first one the cheesiness of this sequel makes it enjoyable. The stop motion
animation used shows how far special effects have come in the last 20+ years.
Gleaming the Cube (Graeme Clifford) This was
another favorite of mine from childhood. I never could go more than five feet
on a skateboard but it was still fun to watch people skate. I really like the
fact that a young Tony Hawk is in the movie and I laugh every time I see a Tony
Hawk sticker get placed inside the airplane early in the movie.
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Movies Watched in November. 521 Movies in 334 Days
December
2
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (Directed by Mark
Neveldine & Brian Taylor) The plot to this movie reminded me of Drive Angry
a bit but without Amber Heard and the R rating. I did enjoy this movie because
of the action and special effects. Idris Elba was also in it and I have become
a big fan of him over the past year.
December
3
Riddick (Directed by David Twohy) This movie
was very slow to get going. I had hoped for more after waiting nine years since
Chronicles of Riddick but I am glad we got something in the end. I really enjoy
the character of Riddick but this movie was just not very memorable in the end.
December
4
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Directed by Michael
Bay) I really like the Transformer movie series. The kid still in me gets
excited hearing the sound effects of a Transformer and seeing them transform on
the screen. Having said that, this movie is not very good. the story felt
thrown together and the jokes mixed in were not funny. Even watching this movie
with a fever did not make it very enjoyable.
The Day of the Doctor (Directed by Nick
Hurran) I am not a huge Dr. Who fan but I have enjoyed watching it off and on
the last year or two. This special TV movie brought together multiple Doctors
trying to save lives across multiple timelines. I might have to watch some more
Dr. Who.
Remember the Titans (Directed by Boaz
Yakin) Yep this was another sports movie based in truth. Though I have watched
it a half dozen times over the years I still get excited when the team comes
together at multiple times during the movie.
December
5
Transformers: Dark of the Moon (Directed by Michael
Bay) After the dud that was Revenge of the Fallen I was worried that this might
be more of the same, but I was wrong. This movie was more like the first in the
series with a fun storyline and good action scenes. The one thing I could have
done without was Sam's new girlfriend. Her character was a bit annoying and at
the end of the movie after Chicago has almost been destroyed and everyone is
covered in dirt and rubble, she is still looking perfect in her high heels and
white dress.
The Benchwarmers (Directed by Dennis Dugan) Even
being sick with a fever couldn't make this movie enjoyable. I remember liking
it when it first came out but now I found it boring. I think it might have
actually made my fever worse.
December
6
Escape from New York (Directed by John
Carpenter) I don't remember the last time I saw this movie but I was bored
during this viewing. I enjoyed it more than its sequel that I watched earlier
this year but I still didn't enjoy it very much.
December
7
Space Cowboys (Directed by Clint Eastwood) Saw this
was playing on AMC a few weeks ago so I decided to record it. Fun movie about 4
retired military men that get a chance to go in to space to fix a failing
satellite. I could care less about the stuff that happened in space during the
movie. The best parts were them trying to pass tests to qualify and the banter
back and forth between the old guys and the youngsters.
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (Directed by Thor
Freudenthal) I really like this book series. I got through all the books in
just a few weeks a couple years ago. Though the movies don't exactly follow the
books I still enjoy watching them. If you haven't read the books they are easy
to get in to and enjoy.
December
8
We Are Marshall (Directed by McG) This movie
based on the aftermath of the horrible plane crash that killed most of the Marshall
football team is very emotional on many levels. Seeing how the college town
reacts and comes together to support the continuation of the football program
is very heartwarming. My favorite part of the movie is while watching game tape
of West Virginia Matthew McConaughey and Matthew Fox spot a tribute on the WVU
football helmet in remembrance of their rival school.
December
9
Law Abiding Citizen (Directed by F.
Gary Gray) This is a very intense movie with lots of twists throughout. While
most of it is hard to believe it is still a lot of fun to watch waiting to see
what happens next. Jamie Foxx and Gerard Butler both turn in solid
performances.
December
10
Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (Directed by Geoff
Murphy) This had been on my DVR since I watched the first Under Siege. I wasn't
too excited about watching it but after being sick for a week and work being
busy I decided to watch it while doing stuff around the house. Boring and
stupid are the best words to describe this movie.
December
11
Spawn (Directed by Mark A.Z. Dippé) I
remember my dad taking me to see this when it first came out and I thought it
was amazing. That was back when I was a bit of an idiot. This movie is 3 steps
past bad and 1 door down from unwatchable. I like the comic and the HBO
animated series but this is nothing like that and gives the franchise a bad
name.
December
12
Yes Man (Directed by Peyton Reed) Though this
movie reminded me a bit Liar Liar but it is still enjoyable. Fun one liners and
Zoey is absolutely lovely make this movie one I watch every year or so. I think
this was the last Jim Carrey movie that I enjoyed from beginning to end.
Toy Soldiers (Directed by Daniel Petrie Jr. ) Another
childhood favorite featuring Sean Astin and Wil Wheaton. The concept of this
movie is similar to other hostage oriented ones but I really liked this growing
up because it was the kids that did all the cool work to save others and
escape. The prank played on the headmaster early in the movie was also very
creative and I wish I was creative enough to think of something like that.
December
13
Scrooged (Directed by Richard Donner) My
Christmas movie watching officially kicked off with this classic starring Bill
Murray. I have watched this movie every year or so dating back to childhood and
though it is a bit dated it is still enjoyable to watch every single time.
December
14
Grumpy Old Men (Directed by Donald Petrie) No
matter how many times I watch this movie it always makes me laugh. Yes at times
it is a bit sexist but overall it is very funny. Jack and Walter play off one
another so well. This was my main introduction to both great actors.
TRON (Directed by Steven Lisberger) While
watching this movie I compared it to the original Atari. It is very bland with
the special effects and storyline. I can see why Disney wanted to prevent this
from being sold prior to Legacy being released a few years ago.
TRON: Legacy (Directed by Joseph Kosinski) If TRON
is like the original Atari then TRON: Legacy is easily a PS3. It is amazing how
far special effects and writing has come in 28 years for this sequel in the
series. I would gladly watch at least one more sequel if it resembled this one
visually.
December
15
The Core (Directed by Jon Amiel) The earth's
core needs to needs to get back in rotation or else we all die. Yes that was
the concept for this bad movie. There is not much to like about this movie,
even the cast. This is one movie I will not be watching again, EVER!
Vantage Point (Directed by Pete Travis) Pretty good
movie that showed the same events from multiple points of view leading up to
the big reveal of all events in order. The plot was helped along by a strong
overall cast. It reminded me a bit of Memento which is one of my favorite
movies.
December
16
Clerks (Directed by Kevin Smith) This is where
my love for Kevin Smith and his movies began. I don’t really have much else to
say besides I am glad to watched this movie for the first time so many years
ago.
December
17
The Social Network (Directed by David Fincher) From
top to bottom this is one of the best movies I have seen in a long time. The
story, the characters, the writing and the music are all top notch. The
soundtrack to this movie is one of my Top 5 albums of all-time.
December
18
Half Baked (Directed by Tamra Davis) Meh I was
bored watching this movie. I don't know if it is because I wasn't in the right
frame of mind or if I just didn't enjoy it. It has been probably 5+ years since
I last watched it.
December
20
Jaws (Directed by Steven Spielberg) I
remember being scared watching this as a child. I spent most of the time with
my eyes closed. Now when I watch it I wonder what made me so scared. All these
years later it is still a fun movie to watch. The conversation between Brody,
Quint and Hooper on the boat about their pasts was very interesting and added
some good depth to the characters.
Dogma (Directed by Kevin Smith) The first
time I saw this movie was shortly after it was released in theaters. It was an
afternoon showing after I got out of class and there were only 15-20 people in
the theater with me. Shortly after the introduction of Buddy Christ 4 people in
the theater got up in a hurry and stormed out. I got a good laugh out of seeing
them leave and by the end of the movie I thought that it was probably a good
idea they left early because they would have been pissed with what they saw the
rest of the movie.
American Hustle (Directed by David O. Russell) One
of the best movies I have seen this year. David O. Russell likes to make long
movies but also knows how to make great movies. His last three movies have all
been homeruns in my book. The cast in this movie might be one of the best that
I have seen in a long time.
Elf (Directed by Jon Favreau) A recent
Christmas classic that I added to my yearly watching list. In recent years I
have had trouble watching Will Ferrell because the humor is too awkward for me
and I just don't enjoy watching it. This movie though is not like that. Yes it
is stupid humor but it is still enjoyable stupid humor.
December
21
The Legend of Bagger Vance (Directed by Robert
Redford ) I remember when I saw this
was playing on TV a few months ago that I decided to record it. Well, I finally
found it still on my DVR and gave it a watch after having not seen it for a few
years. I am a fan of Matt Damon and Will Smith and this movie is a very good
collaboration of the two actors. It is a sports, primarily golf, themed movie
so you know I am in from the get go.
Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale (Directed by Jalmari
Helander) Watched this movie based on a suggestion from my friend Rooster and
while it is a bit weird I still enjoyed it. The truth behind the
"real" Santa Claus is revealed and actions need to be taken to stop
him. There are a number of fun twists late in the movie which increased my
enjoyment level.
December
22
The Nightmare Before Christmas (Directed by Henry
Selick) I know a lot of people love this movie but I find it to be just okay.
There is nothing overly great about it in my eyes. It is fun to watch every few
years but it isn't something that I must watch on a yearly basis.
Pleasantville (Directed by Gary Ross) I think that
this movie can be viewed in multiple ways. First about a brother and sister who
are sucked in to a TV and have to live in a 1950's style TV show where
everything was perfect and in black and white. The other more interesting way
involves diversity and accepting people for being different no matter if they
are in black and white or color. I really got in to this movie after watching
it while taking a Cultural Diversity class back in college. I almost wrote my
final paper for the class on it but went with another movie that covered
similar issues.
Home Alone (Directed by Chris Columbus) I fell
asleep watching this while sick in bed but I made sure to watch what I missed
after I woke up in the morning. I remember watching this every year at
Christmas thinking how fun it would be to fend for myself and maybe take on
some bad guys. All these years later I am not taking on any bad guys but I do
like fending for myself, now if I didn't have to pay bills as part of my
fending.
December
23
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (Directed by Chris
Columbus) While watching this movie I raised what I thought was a very
important question on Facebook: Is the reason we never got a 3rd Home Alone
movie with Macaulay Culkin because Child Protective Services removed his
character from his parents care following their return from New York? I am not
sure how his parents could be allowed to keep custody of Kevin or their other
children if something like what happened in the first two movies transpired
today.
Captain Phillips (Directed by Paul Greengrass) This
Tom Hanks movie based on a true story might be his best movie in some time. I
remember hearing on the news about a cargo ship that was boarded by Somali
pirates. What I didn't know was that the pirates were not on the ship for very
long and instead they took the captain hostage on a rescue boat. Since the
story itself was written by the captain himself it is pretty easy to figure out
the final outcome. But how they get to the final outcome is where Tom Hanks
shines.
The 16th Man (Directed by Cliff Bestall) Another
solid documentary from ESPN narrated by Morgan Freeman. This 30 for 30 took a
look at Nelson Mandela and the Rugby World Cup held in South Africa. I am a fan
of the movie Invictus and this went a bit deeper in to some of the events
portrayed in the film.
December
24
Die Hard (Directed by John McTiernan) One of the
best Christmas movies of all-time. I thought I had watched this earlier in the
year but when I realized I hadn't I was really excited to watch it. I ended up
watching it with my mom because she loves the Die Hard series and this is her
favorite Christmas movie.
Planes, Trains & Automobiles (Directed by John
Hughes) I honestly don't remember ever watching this movie before. Having said
that, it was an enjoyable movie. It was a bit predictable but it also provided
some classic John Hughes moments.
Christmas Vacation (Directed by Jeremiah S. Chechik)
For the last ten years my dad and I have watched this Christmas classic on
Christmas Eve. What I find most enjoyable about this movie is the running
commentary that my dad and I provide during it. We both have our favorite lines
that we quote before they happen and we always point out little things
throughout the movie that make us laugh. No matter how many times I watch the
movie I always find something new.
December
25
A Christmas Story (Directed by Bob Clark) Hey TBS
if you're going to air a marathon of this holiday classic you should include
the entire movie, especially FUDGE! I had to rewind a few times to make sure I
didn't miss it. Sadly it wasn't included at all.
December
26
We're the Millers (Directed by Rawson Marshall
Thurber) I did not enjoy this movie. The only part that I actually laughed at
was a single scene in the post credits outtakes. Please Hollywood do not waste
money on making a sequel.
47 Ronin (Directed by Carl Rinsch) Interesting
story and great special effects made this Samurai movie enjoyable to watch. It
was also fun to see Keanu Reeves back on the big screen. Watching the movie
made me want to learn more about the story of the 47 Ronin.
Fruitvale Station (Directed by Ryan Coogler) I
have been looking forward to seeing this movie since I originally heard about
it. It is a very sad story but it was also very interesting to see the journey
of the main character throughout the movie. I highly recommend that people see
this movie.
December
27
The Wolf of Wall Street (Directed by Martin
Scorsese) Holy crap that was a GREAT movie. This is my favorite movie of the
year. It is almost 3 hours in length but it didn't feel like it. I am also
really interested in seeing the original 4.5 hour cut that Scorsese originally
put together.
Rush (Directed by Ron Howard) Ron Howard
knows how to make good movies, especially when the subject itself might not
seem to be enjoyable right away. The movie was set in the 70’s but Ron Howard
made it feel like it was originally filmed in the 70’s.
Zoolander (Directed by Ben Stiller) I am not
usually a fan of this type of comedy but for some reason Ben Stiller knows how
to be funny enough to forget about my dislike for stupid and awkward humor. I
am surprised that we have yet to get a sequel to this movie. They are working
on a Night at the Museum 3 already but not a Zoolander 2?
December
28
Big Trouble in Little China (Directed by John
Carpenter) Another 80's classic that I am surprised it took me so long to
watch. The movie is completely ridiculous but that is what makes it so much
fun. Watching the movie got me thinking that Hollywood had a bit of a crush of
truck drivers back in the mid-80’s.
The American President (Directed by Rob
Reiner) I never got in to watching The West Wing but I'd like to think that
this movie was a bit of a prequel to the show. The writing was amazing and even
after seeing this movie at least 15 times I still enjoy every minute of it.
Michael J. Fox’s character was a lot of fun to watch. His idea of all dates are
tentative until a confirmation call is made always makes me laugh.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug (Directed by Peter
Jackson) So much better than the first Hobbit movie. There is a reason I didn't
watch Jackson's first Hobbit movie this year, I couldn't force myself to sit
through it again. This movie flowed a lot better and kept me more entertained
all the way through.
December
29
Silly Little Game (Directed by Lucas Jansen &
Adam Kurland) I am a big fan of playing Fantasy Football. I have been in a
league with some old co-workers for almost ten years. This ESPN documentary
looks back at the guys that invented what we now call Fantasy Sports.
December
30
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (Directed by Ben
Stiller) I don't remember this story from when I was growing up in school but I
will need to check it out. This was a very nice surprise to me. It was nice to
see Kristen Wiig in a movie and not be annoyed by the typical character she has
played lately.
Saving Mr. Banks (Directed by John Lee Hancock) This
movie was okay. I am not a big Emma Thompson fan but Paul Giamatti though not
in it a lot was my favorite character. Colin Farrell also put in a strong
performance.
Funny Farm (Directed by George Roy Hill) I had not
seen this Chevy Chase movie in years before this viewing. There are a few parts
that are incredibly stupid but for the most part the movie as a whole is
enjoyable to watch all these years later.
Rio (Directed by Carlos Saldanha) Saw the
trailer for the sequel to this movie with Walter Mitty and figured I'd give it
a shot. The story and characters were a lot of fun and the animation was high
quality. It is a fun animated film.
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Kuffs (Directed by Bruce A. Evans) The best
part of this movie is the "Osbourne style" curse rant that gets
bleeped out like you are watching the movie on network TV.
Men in Black (Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld) One of
my favorite Will Smith movies as well as a Tommy Lee Jones favorite. The movie
feels like a total comic book come to life that spawned two sequels. Mind you
only the second sequel was any good.
Sgt. Bilko (Directed by Jonathan Lynn) Fun Steve
Martin movie I started while I was cleaning house. It took a lot longer to
clean my place than it should have because I kept stopping to watch certain
scenes. Phil Hartman is great in the movie and I miss that his life was cut
short so early.
June 17, 1994 (Directed by Brett Morgen) The sports
world was on a bit of overload on June 17, 1994. The NY Rangers had just won
the Stanley Cup, the NY Knicks were playing in game 5 of the NBA Finals, the
FIFA World Cup was starting, Arnold Palmer was playing in his final round of
the US Open and OJ Simpson was leading the LAPD and most of the viewing nation
on a car chase around Los Angeles. This ESPN documentary features only audio
and video taken that day as events unfolded. The crazy thing about the car
chase on June 17 was I was in Los Angeles with my mom and brother visiting
friends. I remember trying to watch the NBA finals and the local news coverage
kept breaking in with updates about OJ. Finally they went with a split screen
of the game and the car chase.
The Monster Squad (Directed by Fred Dekker) For my
last film of the year I picked my absolute favorite from childhood. Though I am
not a big fan of monster or scary movies I have always enjoyed this movie. What
isn't to like about a group of kids that are in to monsters and help take down
Dracula, the Mummy, the Wolfman (who has nards) and the Creature from the Black
Lagoon.
60 Different
Movies Watched in December. 581 Movies in 365 Days
Movies Watched: 581
Movies To Go for
2.0: 0
Bonus Movies Watched: 81
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